Why can't our directors be like this guy?

Paraguay: Olimpia president Marcelo Recanate – banned for three months for his press conference attack on his own player as a "stupid disrespectful black Argentinian midget". Recanate also called the player's agent a "big Brazilian ****, a tart, a garbage man", and offered to behead journalists, then "go around Asunción showing off their heads". Recanate's father: "What can I say? He deserves it."

• Other Recanate news: local media say replicas of the **** polo shirt he wore in his last press conference are "a new craze" in local markets, while a new app, Recallate, allows fans to share his "best quotes", with 12,000 downloads so far.