So, Who out of the current squad would you like to go to a pub with and get trollied?
I vote Per. I bet he gets mental.
Schshzhhsney- Cant handle his drink
Sagna- Jealously texting his missus every thrity seconds
TV5- Lectures on the art of of mayonnaise
Per- Mental
Kos- Looks up to Per, tries hard.Good lad
Gibbs- Sits awkwardly in the corner rubbing his knee
Arteta- puts spraklers in everything
Podolski - Annoying drunk, sinister glares. Slightly mental
Santos- Juggles peanuts
Giroud- Cant help but stick his ***** in his G&T
Walcott- Stalls on what to drink, chooses lemonade. Cnut.
Cazorla- still coming back from South America.
You're worse than Dave Lee Travis
Any of them as long as they get their round in
and bring their missusses along
Because I have chosen a beautiful lady? Perhaps you have a problem
I'd like to take Giroud up the Oxo tower
for a romantic cocktail overlooking the Thames
You should be ashamed of yourself you dirty old man
But I have been a dirty old man since I was 6, will never change
But things were different in those days... women couldn't vote
Queen Victoria was on the throne
