One's attention has been drawn to this quote from a popular womens' magazine:
Aber egal, ob nun ein Bier oder zwei: Genießen kann man's in jeden Fall, und das sogar sehr lange, denn derart geringe Alkoholmengen schützen das Herz und verlängern das Leben.
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I saw a picture of a cat stuck in a rolled up rug, with headline "carpet tunnel syndrome"
Off topic, I know - but made me laugh. Simple, but effective humour.
WD Germans womens' magazine.
That's in Furrin, red. What does it say?
I'm not entirely sure, to be honest. However the upshot is, I'm told,
beer is good for the heart?
Yes. Although, be warned; they probably mean German beer.
Not Australian or Dutch or American or any other foreign slops like that.