Look him in the eye with the full knowledge he knows how incompetent you think he is
It's his problem, not yours
Unless i'm missing the obvious, isn't this easy to get out of?
Just tell him that you saved his number under another one of your colleagues's name, because the message only read "Hi boss"
in fairness ...he would only know that if he heard me say...
"he's a total f**king retard I wouldn't entrust with sitting down properly"
Your only option is to kill him. Problem solved.
There you go, he got of lightly. Plus he might buck his game up
But then he is up on a murder charge
which is a stickier situation than his current one. I would just tell him what a doofus he is and not to look at or speak to me again under any circumstances. In fact I would sack him
Hahaha Man up and apologize
Not sure you're allowed to say that sort of thing. Hurt feelings, human rights lawyers, employment
tribunals, and HR staff all over it.
The voice of reason as always f.