Well that was fun. I ordered a pizza
got served a swinging donkey dick on a hook.
You may have to explain this, f.
Like in that Gordon Ramsay programme?
It was some sort of Kebab type contraption. I didn't bother to complain so I kept it.
How are you supposed to eat this hanging skewer?
Are you quite sure you were in an Italian restaurant and not a Turkish one?
I think I stole his phrase
Mock Italian chain type stuff.
