If I read one more tweet which mentions Podolski, Giroud, Cazorla & Sahin

and ends with @Persie_Offical .. is that enough ambition for you? I am going to cut someone. You brainless, tiny *****, greasy acne infested, queer mummys boy, bullied at school, shunted by society, know-nothing cünts!

He never mentioned ambition. He probably, like me, knew there would be no defensive signings and knows what is to come. Van Persie shares the same footballing philosophy as me. We both know more than your average Joe.