and spend the rest of your life with?
1. Human Foghorn Jess Phillips
2. Indefatigable turmagent and old soak Anna Soubry
3. Fatso Diane Abbott
Please show your workings.
and spend the rest of your life with?
1. Human Foghorn Jess Phillips
2. Indefatigable turmagent and old soak Anna Soubry
3. Fatso Diane Abbott
Please show your workings.
Hmmm. I couldn't go near Phillips due to the smell. Abbott's a no-no since if that's she looks like scrubbed up, imagine the state of it first thing in the morning.
It'd have to be Soubry. I'd obviously devote my existence to making her live an utter misery and sexually degrading her, but such sacrifices must me made, I'm afraid. :shrug:
It's like a nightmare edition of Blind Date
Number 1's a Brummie so she's out
Number 2 would drive me to drink which would be a fat lot of use if she's already been at the drinks cabinet
Number 3 IS a fat lot of use who'd forever be using my razor to deal with her 5 O'Clock shadow so I'd have to grow a beard