Are you all aware that Santa Cazorla is only 5ft 6 inches tall
He will need armbands for the bath. Im not impressed with his statistics either. Only 9 goals in la liga where Messi and Ronaldo get nearly a hundred goals each.
Floyd, I demand an immediate explanation for this.
Ah well .. I can explain ...
I got that from a twitter rumour so took it as gospel. Fear not though Rich, the latest twitter rumour says he is jetting in tomorrow http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/cloudnine.gif
OK, all is forgiven. Understand my skepticism about him flying to London tomorrow, though.
