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Strap in, lads. :hehe: Attachment 1168
Quote: Originally Posted by Burney Strap in, lads. :hehe: Attachment 1168 hahahahahahahahahahahaha and for those who do not have the visual acuity of a fúcking hawk...https://www.derbyshiretimes.co.uk/ne...-hours-1764960
Quote: Originally Posted by IUFG hahahahahahahahahahahaha and for those who do not have the visual acuity of a fúcking hawk...https://www.derbyshiretimes.co.uk/ne...-hours-1764960 wd iufg. I forget I have a massive screen sometimes. She vomited 40 times to stave off dehydration! Her husband smashed up the bed with a sledgehammer! HER ARM BURST!!!
Quote: Originally Posted by Burney wd iufg. I forget I have a massive screen sometimes. She vomited 40 times to stave off dehydration! Her husband smashed up the bed with a sledgehammer! HER ARM BURST!!! 92 year old, deaf neighbour BBC news on a loop This story has it all... :hehe:
Quote: Originally Posted by Burney wd iufg. I forget I have a massive screen sometimes. She vomited 40 times to stave off dehydration! Her husband smashed up the bed with a sledgehammer! HER ARM BURST!!! I like the BBC News loop bit
Quote: Originally Posted by IUFG 92 year old, deaf neighbour BBC news on a loop This story has it all... :hehe: Why was she 'storing' her MP3 player under the mattress? Why was there a gap in the middle of her bed? Where were they keeping the Christmas decorations? Who swears like that? 'Oh, my fúcking shít' :hehe:
Quote: Originally Posted by Burney Why was she 'storing' her MP3 player under the mattress? I'm actually more bothered that in 2020, someone still has an MP3 player...
Quote: Originally Posted by IUFG I'm actually more bothered that in 2020, someone still has an MP3 player... Chesterfield, innit. An iPod's probably much sought-after and highly-desirable technology up there. Hence her need to hide it under the mattress.
Quote: Originally Posted by Burney Chesterfield, innit. An iPod's probably much sought-after and highly-desirable technology up there. Hence her need to hide it under the mattress. Chesterfield. Only famous for being mentioned, near daily, on traffic reports that there has been an accident on the M1 near there.
Quote: Originally Posted by IUFG Chesterfield. Only famous for being mentioned, near daily, on traffic reports that there has been an accident on the M1 near there. And the bent spire.