OK English voting public: I don't like you and you don't like me, BUT...
...if - IF - you've actually managed to massively exceed my expectations by doing something semi-sentient and avoiding utter f**king disaster, I may be prepared to give this whole 'democracy' lark another chance.
Those are my terms. Take 'em or leave 'em.
Aren't you one of the c**ts?
Thanks to your chums the Scotch Nationalists.
Good Lord, no! I went to public school to avoid that sort of thing.
I sincerely hope that we have done it, B. Fantastic news for Great Britain. Come on SNP!
I might wear a kilt tomorrow
You're all over the place at the moment, are you going through the change?
On so many levels they have done the Conservstive Party a favour, bless 'em.
Wiping them out in Scotland (although that one's down to Labour, tbf - devolution: what were they f**king thinking? :hehe: ), plus clumsily throwing their weight about so that they made English people think 'being ruled by jocks who aren't even pretending not to be jocks by wearing red rosettes? f**k that!'
All in all: great stuff. Now to really f**king have it with Scotland.
I'm daring to dream now, r. Not counting chickens, mind.
However, what looks certain is that Labour are going to lose by a big enough margin to make any attempt to form a minority government look really, really embarrassing. That's as far as I'm prepared to go right now.
