Herbert Augustus Chapman
Senior Member

I think we need another big donkey as company for Vik

I demand 3 titles on the bounce at least and our first CL as a minimum. Settling for anything less is spineless defeatism.

I'd like to retain the Title for the first time since before the War.

What about the way he got into Gabs face just before he was about to take the most imporatant kick of his career. Gab had placed to ball and was...

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

Viktor Gronkey the Multi-headed Donkey absolutely blew dog. Became a walking guarantee of losing possession. That vision of the 7 headed, 7 pairs of...

No Peter, he's got weeks of misery and re-living the moment and self recrimination to go through. :cry:

He's had the word in his ear Arsenal like to take their time at corners - stomp down on it. So when Bukayo places the ball down he blows up because...

Done a couple of days ago. I could not remember the entities names so I communicated in a fully spritual manner without verbalising my wishes too...

I could always picture Janet from Thanet - "She looked more like a gannet, she wad'n arf a prannet" :-) You don't hear prannet anymore

It seemed the problem was when people came to see him, especially plodders from the sticks, they expected him to be some kind of chirpy, lovable...

Back when it was released me and a mate wore out New Boots & Panties and never skipped a track. As for lyrics and musicality though, his greatest...

Well, they wuz alright I s'pose .. my ear just doesn't resonate with cockney vocals - they sound like Dickens grotesques. Dury was the exception but...

LegoBonce out!

Ganps old stick. This appears to be a link to a video of some cockney grotesque bellowing tunelessly into a microphone like a demented moose.

What were you doing in Finchley John, seeing that your Kebab House is just north of Finsbury Park in Green lanes?

Have you checked you still have your wallet?

He'll have to stop poppin' in the wrong'un Ganps.

I spent the whole of Wed & Thurs just goofing around on Youtube - mostly hunting down stuff about our haters blubbing, wailing and eating sh1t

There are many of us Red, even the best of us who, without a stern lady to oversee us, would be nothing more than hobos.

Did you see that Mikel ( peace be upon him ) stayed away. Good move. He knew he'd end up being tossed in the air and squirted with bubbly. He, I ...

He was a Goodfella - posted regular as clockwork - long standing genuine Arsenal man

On it m8. You still didn't tell me that drug that assists a man's passage onto the Astral Plane. If I can get on there I reckon I have more chance of...

Aw shucks Ganps - Seeing as I'm in their good graces d'ya suppose there's any chance they'll give me a bit of help at the bookies with a life...

Stop being so modest Ganps - I did no such thing, I simply suggested you do the asking and, I'll wager, you were out on the Astral Plane in a trice...