Essentially, nobody wants to play in that position as it's the most heavily-guarded area of the pitch; players who can thrive there are always going...
Right. The past year has taught us that our most important players are whichever ones are available to put in a decent shift on any given matchday.
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Oh, I shan't lecture you on historical "title droughts". But you really ought to look up the list, if you enjoy a good laugh. I don't think 22 years...