Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult
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Wki says "as a young teenager, he was called Petit; the nickname ceased when he had a growth spurt and broke into FC Duttlenheim's first team, aged...

AW always said that if he plays a 21 year old defender, he'll make mistakes compared to buying a 28 year old, but in a few years he'll have a much...

Now that made me laugh.

Agreed on both points. That flick was like the Ozil through ball for Olly G's goal. Or Rambo's kung fu goal from an Ozil pass.

FFS. BW, Tomi, Gabby and Cala all out. That's a better back four than we had for the last decade of AW.

FFS. BW, Tomi, Gabby and Cala all out. That's a better back four than we had for the last decade of AW.

Kiwior's positioning to allow that free header they missed..... Dear God, please don't let him to that against RM.

Oh, yes. Great from Gabby - the one we have fit, still, thank Ganpati. And MnM did well for the pre-assist. ****, is JT injured now? I was...

And Cala, who's a great CH and may have offered us an extra dimension driving forward from CH {even if he couldn't defend as well as Big Gabby does...

Orstein has spoken, first thing this morning, Our strikers are broken, we're buying a Swede. Praise Gyokeres, Isak's too pricey, But in all...

Do your reckon it's "The Singularity" or whatever those AI geeks call it? FootyMad has now gained true consciousness but is bored and lonely so just...

Does that really count as an anti-Arsenal opinion, PJ? Isn't it an anti-modern football fact? {Sorry to be a pedant.}

I know he wasn't exactly the Odin-level loan we'd hoped for, but Dani C has always spoken about us with respect since he went back. He must have...

" Does Awimb ever come to mind for random things you may see in your day to day life?" Only the '80s pop song about the lazy lion. Awimb-away,...

That's true. I may ask Awimb about how one writes a resum? to upload to a job site as I went somewhere for help today and they were ****ing useless....

Happiness beats money. If you weren't at least financially comfortable, you wouldn't be happy as you'd be worrying about money. Therefore, as you...

I wish they'd get 4th rate companies to sponsor the league cup again. Poundland, for example.

Yup. He's what we needed when we signed GX. We had Santi and Ozil in MF and Alexis on the wings. The trouble was that we signed MA after Cesc...

Freddie and Ralph were both MFs which helped if you're having a winger and a FB who's basically a winger on an overloaded other side. But we all...

Almunia did play well in one game for us. Away at OT, CL SF first leg. We lost 1-0 but he pulled off 4 of five world class saves to keep us in the...

In GK terms, once we'd got my beloved Sir Chez after the Almunia years, it was ditching him for the Chav reject just for smoking a fag after a...

MA's said he's thinking of playing him as a 9. He played there as a kid at times, and some webpage the other day showed his yoof starts and goals in...

It was. I know he's young, will make mistakes, have games that pass him by etc, as he still has a lot to learn and to develop physically. And I...

Of Real. Agreed. Want a hattrick of GAs from the young lad. Home and away.

I can't do it anymore. In the old days, I could drink Spesh for breakfast or have a drink with lunch. But now, once I start drinking, if I stop I...

I know. When I was doing my MA in Canterbury about 6/7 years ago, I met one guy {a mature student from a different history MA} I'd drink with all...

I reckon that's what's wrong with da yoof of today. If they could just bosh Es and randomly hug the stranger next to them as they come up on a...