Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult
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Not knowing of these things, do you both warm up at the same time with one half of the pitch each? You do, don't you, cos some **** moaned about...

Big Ange was out of his depth. Sacking him was inevitable. They were ****ing awful last season. In a way, Frank wasnt a bad appointment. Very big...

Thank you 😊 It will be a lot happier if we win this evening....

Pochetinno was at least five mistakes ago. They just keep on and on getting it wrong. It is beginning to look deliberate. This latest appointment...

I get that. The only team they played that I'd heard of was ManU so it was basically a glorified charity shield. Why did they think they could do...

That's what he does. He constantly enhances his game and adds what he needs. Whether taking penalties or improving his right foot. Players with...

I remember the Willie Young tackle :-)

Did I mention that on here?? :-)

I've often thought that. He waddles like a penguin when he is tired but I'm not sure it is anything more than that. There is a theory that you...

You have to feel sorry for that poor keeper :-( **** me.....

I was almost nine. Sat with my dad at Wembley, watched the Valencia game on the telly. Think dad told me we'd lost 5-0 and not qualified for the...

We have to win the league. All else is gamble and luxury, or consolation. If we dont win the league this season it will be seen as a failure- a...

Well, if the fairer sex don't dive or hold at corners, then they're good enough for me. Man's game, my arse. Loads of overpaid fancy-dans, and...

I suppose the phrase 'a woman's touch' could be viewed as a slant against the standard of the women's game.... :-)

Both had a series of very impressive games last season. That is enough to describe them as ready. Dowman is NOT ready to be playing against top...

If your neighbour's house is on fire, and all that :-)

It's just we have such a good record there.... :-)

No!! :-( Can't we play at Spurs? :-)

Oooh, that is a bad draw :-( we're going to have to win that game. Which means going to Wembley, AGAIN:-(

Absolutely. It doesn't matter how good you look at 16. What matters is how consistently good you are at 24 and beyond. And if we need a lesson in...

Why dont we see if our group of league-leading tosspots can struggle and con their way past Everton and Bournemouth first? 1-0 wins, with 75...

No, you're right. But the cut strips aren't. They are frequently not straight. His nose was ahead of the ball.

Well, hang on. He's been pretty much fit all season up to Christmas. And for the last month he has been on the bench rather than out injured. I...

If we haven't completely tanked their value, MLS and Ethan will be favourites. Not convinced that he rates either of them. Should have sold MLS...

Two 16 year olds, 6 forwards, three defenders and the only midfielder will be playing at right back. Yep, pretty strange formation. At what...