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Yesterday, 03:40 PM

Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult replied to a thread Martinelli ok. Hallelujah. Now if only we hadn't signed Willichav, we'd have given in AWIMB

I didn't know that, cheers, Red. Cliff Richard would also make a far better winger than Willian.

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01-14-2021, 12:36 PM

Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult replied to a thread Martinelli ok. Hallelujah. Now if only we hadn't signed Willichav, we'd have given in AWIMB

I don't like Chav rejects. Sperz gave us Sol, Paddy Jennings, Willie Young. But them cünts gave us him, Luiz, Cech and Gallas. Hate them. ...

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01-13-2021, 05:01 PM

Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult replied to a thread I need Awimb to return to normal please. in AWIMB

Did the same with Spesh. Wenr down from 9% to 8% when Cameron's evil 4 units per can came in. Now it's down to 7.5% - no different in strength to...

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01-13-2021, 01:39 PM

Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult replied to a thread The BBS's five unexpected consequences of Brexit... in AWIMB

Look, I'd support a coup this afternoon to rejoin the EU, but given that may not happen, why do we still have those "Do you accept cookies" click on...

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01-12-2021, 09:16 PM

Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult started a thread Martinelli ok. Hallelujah. Now if only we hadn't signed Willichav, we'd have given in AWIMB

more minutes to Pépé and Reiss and they'd be playing better, too. God, I hate him. I'd rather have Jimmy Carter. At least his dad was born in...

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01-12-2021, 05:06 PM

Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult replied to a thread I need Awimb to return to normal please. in AWIMB

Hope your move works out, Pat. But don't think Awimb will ever return to normal. Berni topped himself when Trump's coup failed as now there's...

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01-11-2021, 03:09 PM

Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult replied to a thread India vs Australia - I believe the following sums up the Aussies in AWIMB

Agreed. Though Smith needs a life ban now. When I heard Eng fans moaning, after SS was caught in SA, that he must have been cheating during the...

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01-10-2021, 09:03 PM

Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult replied to a thread This is the way! in AWIMB

This is all you need. 自由西藏 Zìyóu xīzàng Means Free Tibet, init? {Zee-yo shee-tah, apparently. Though the cünts don't deserve to have...

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01-08-2021, 02:16 PM

Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult replied to a thread Most people attending a riot wear a mask or other means of in AWIMB

According to David Aaronovitch in the Times, Horny Helmet man is actually one of the very top boys in that Q-anon cult thing. So if C's right, and...

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01-07-2021, 10:21 AM

Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult replied to a thread We really need to end Covid in AWIMB

So are you saying that instead of everyone wearing masks in Tescos, all the grannies should wear hazmat suits instead? If we'd gambled half a bil...

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01-02-2021, 11:22 PM

Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult replied to a thread If anybody is sniffing around Pepe i'd let him go based on the kids today in AWIMB

Agreed. The 4-2-3-1 with them works well. When Partey's back, I'd like to try a 4-1-4-1 with Pépé, Reiss or Willock joining the other three in...

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01-02-2021, 10:17 PM

Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult replied to a thread If anybody is sniffing around Pepe i'd let him go based on the kids today in AWIMB

Good point. If big fat Sam was gonna kill one of our players better it was Willian. Could we claim on the insurance?

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01-02-2021, 10:15 PM

Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult replied to a thread If anybody is sniffing around Pepe i'd let him go based on the kids today in AWIMB

The 2nd goal, mate.

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01-02-2021, 09:35 PM

Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult replied to a thread If anybody is sniffing around Pepe i'd let him go based on the kids today in AWIMB

Yeah. That cünt Willian has come on ahead of Martinelli and Pépé. I hate him. MA should be sacked for giving that Chav reject 40 mil over 3 years....

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01-02-2021, 09:33 PM

Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult replied to a thread Tyranny there in AWIMB

Reminds me of Hector's goal vs the Scousers, where he cut onto his left and curled it into the far corner. It's good having two fullbacks who can do...

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01-02-2021, 09:31 PM

Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult started a thread Oh, fück off, Willian. Why do you have to come on when we have Martinelli and Pépé in AWIMB

on the bench? Why? Surely it's better for those two to have game experience playing with ESR etc? I hate him.

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12-29-2020, 08:27 PM

Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult replied to a thread If anybody is sniffing around Pepe i'd let him go based on the kids today in AWIMB

You don't understand Divinity, not even the Gods of Football Jinxing. You jinxed us first half. I undid that jinx at HT then reverse jinxed us to...

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12-29-2020, 07:02 PM

Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult replied to a thread If anybody is sniffing around Pepe i'd let him go based on the kids today in AWIMB

So it was you wot jinxed us, AAR. I've just watched the worst 45 mins of Arsenal football in my life. If BHA weren't donkeys, they could be 4 or...

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12-28-2020, 04:18 PM

Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult replied to a thread If anybody is sniffing around Pepe i'd let him go based on the kids today in AWIMB

Cheers. So it's just parking the bus in old money, then? "If we won and the useless Welsh tosser contributed I would give credit where it was...

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12-28-2020, 11:44 AM

Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult replied to a thread If anybody is sniffing around Pepe i'd let him go based on the kids today in AWIMB

Because it's not like you ever moaned after a sexy AW victory that a certain player may score a few, sexy goals each year but he doesn't put in...

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12-26-2020, 10:38 PM

Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult replied to a thread If anybody is sniffing around Pepe i'd let him go based on the kids today in AWIMB

Let's just get Willian bumped off. A hitman must cost less than 40 mil, and that gormless fücker isn't gonna be a tricky to off as an oligarch or...

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12-26-2020, 08:30 PM

Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult replied to a thread If anybody is sniffing around Pepe i'd let him go based on the kids today in AWIMB

Look, I get what you're saying. And it's clear the kids bought up on Wengerball look better than the older, bigger names. But with Pépé, I think...

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12-26-2020, 06:28 PM

Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult started a thread Apologies to Granit. {Not something I thought I'd ever type.} in AWIMB

Just before the free kick, when the commentator said "It's Xhaka and Lacazette over the ball" I said out loud "Don't you dare touch it, Xhaka, you...

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12-26-2020, 06:22 PM

Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult started a thread Did KT dive for the pen? in AWIMB

That Manc cünt commentating seems to think so, and it does look like he put his leg back, but I just don't think KT is that sort of player. He was...

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12-24-2020, 01:38 PM

Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult replied to a thread Why are these stupid wnakers on ATV still saying it's the boards fault in AWIMB

I agree. After a defeat, I go and watch the neck-tattooed oik who paid for the Wenger Out plane-banners, and my smug schadenfreude cheers me up. ...

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12-22-2020, 09:55 PM

Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult replied to a thread What a night in AWIMB

You. Are. Joking. MA's killed Partey and Marti cos he's hoping for a saviour. Relegation here we come. This team didn't have the bottle to...

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12-22-2020, 09:27 PM

Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult replied to a thread What a night in AWIMB

What? Martinelli's injured? Just got back from supper that started at HT.

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12-22-2020, 08:09 PM

Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult replied to a thread This looks like something out of Channel 4 in AWIMB

The guy in home kit, with crutches and a missing leg would have been a perfect Xmas card around the latter AW years when we always had at least one...

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12-22-2020, 07:58 PM

Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult replied to a thread Is C about? CARWimb. Please help if you understand cars. in AWIMB

Says it was a whirling sound, like it was trying to turn over but not enough juice. She's driven our truck all over Europe, and knows what a flat...

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12-21-2020, 01:11 PM

Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult started a thread Is C about? CARWimb. Please help if you understand cars. in AWIMB

We got this little, v-reg Toyota hatchback for free almost a year ago. Been fine other than a puncture so replaced all 4 tyres. Passed it's MOT...

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