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Today, 02:14 PM

Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult replied to a thread United paid £73m for Sancho. The one footed carthorse. in AWIMB

Claim they invented wine, by all accounts. Very proud of it.

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Today, 01:45 PM

Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult replied to a thread Shout out to the Down Syndrome Gooners in AWIMB

What happened to that neck-tattooed chav who stalked AW out of the club and then got banged up for having stalked his ex? Is he out yet? Does he...

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03-17-2023, 10:48 AM

Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult replied to a thread Vieira sacked just before we play Palace in AWIMB

Remember the grief AW got when he fielded 11 foreigners in his starting XI? Also remember a game when all ten outfield players were black. Think...

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03-16-2023, 01:32 PM

Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult replied to a thread Top Jan signings - everyone's forgotten Nacho. If I remember correctly, Gibbs got a in AWIMB

I could very well be imagining this, but I seem to remember that in his first full season at RB, Eboué hit the post like 10 times without scoring.

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03-16-2023, 01:30 PM

Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult replied to a thread Top Jan signings - everyone's forgotten Nacho. If I remember correctly, Gibbs got a in AWIMB

Thought it was only me who thought that. And when interviewed after scoring our fist from 2-0 vs the Scum, he called them the enemy on the...

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03-15-2023, 07:36 PM

Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult replied to a thread Top Jan signings - everyone's forgotten Nacho. If I remember correctly, Gibbs got a in AWIMB

Oh, I know the fans didn't underrate him - best LB since Cashley. It just seemed strange that when the blogs had been debating best Jan signing...

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03-14-2023, 05:27 PM

Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult replied to a thread Top Jan signings - everyone's forgotten Nacho. If I remember correctly, Gibbs got a in AWIMB

Dear God. How come the Mancs got so lucky in all three comps that year? Would be nice for us to have that sort of level of luck this year, esp...

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03-14-2023, 03:21 PM

Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult replied to a thread Top Jan signings - everyone's forgotten Nacho. If I remember correctly, Gibbs got a in AWIMB

Shît. Is that what happened? On the day of the game, I was on a crusty traveller site in West London with an ex-gf and one of my best mates who's...

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03-14-2023, 10:53 AM

Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult replied to a thread Aussie Baz Ball in AWIMB

I think it's at the Oval but yes, I hope my boys batter the Convicts.

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03-14-2023, 10:52 AM

Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult started a thread Top Jan signings - everyone's forgotten Nacho. If I remember correctly, Gibbs got a in AWIMB

long term injury right at the end of the window and we only had that fat Brazza who couldn't defend as our other LB option. So we signed Nacho the...

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03-13-2023, 11:22 AM

Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult replied to a thread Polish guy in AWIMB

If Ødin had put away those two basically tap-ins Eddie put on a plate for him, the blip wouldn't have happened and everyone would be raving that we...

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03-12-2023, 05:00 PM

Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult replied to a thread Partey MOTM for me in AWIMB

I could make a very strong case for Granit. I was wrong. Mea Culpa. Humble Pie. Sign a new contract my Swiss-Albanian hero.

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03-12-2023, 03:56 PM

Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult replied to a thread Jesus back on the bench in AWIMB

Jinxing koont. But I saw DB10 get 4 or 5 vs Everton once.

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03-12-2023, 03:00 PM

Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult replied to a thread Jesus back on the bench in AWIMB

Just happy Ødin got the 3rd just before HT. Given the close VAR and the GX and LT misses, a quick goal after the break would have been hell. ...

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03-12-2023, 12:35 PM

Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult replied to a thread Aussie Baz Ball in AWIMB

It's a drawer. After 3 bunsens, giving Ind a 2-1 lead, they've made a batting paradise for the 4th test. Job worked. Unlike that fücked pitch in...

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03-11-2023, 01:01 PM

Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult replied to a thread This lot have made 367 substitutions. in AWIMB

I agree with that. I have no probs with teams using the laws to their advantage. It also might mean the bigger teams buy a big back to goal No.9...

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03-08-2023, 04:26 PM

Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult replied to a thread I watched the 1st half of the Chavs game last night and Jude Bellingham in AWIMB

How that Mudryk been doing for them? Obviously he won't have RN24's goal involvments/90, but how's he comparing to our now-injured Belgie? I...

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03-07-2023, 06:17 PM

Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult replied to a thread re:VAR {Wes/Tone} the goal over the line watch is perfect, tbf. Instant. Though the in AWIMB

They shouldn't have been allowed to do that. But FFS, we moved half our team over that side to cover them and whoever was meant to be marking those...

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03-06-2023, 07:03 PM

Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult replied to a thread re:VAR {Wes/Tone} the goal over the line watch is perfect, tbf. Instant. Though the in AWIMB

Yeah, the lino on either side should have seen that.

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03-04-2023, 10:09 PM

Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult started a thread re:VAR {Wes/Tone} the goal over the line watch is perfect, tbf. Instant. Though the in AWIMB

rest of VAR is shît, I feel obliged to admit that the goal line watch thingie works very well.

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03-03-2023, 05:50 PM

Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult replied to a thread I just watched the Everton defeat and for their goal from the corner, their no.16 is in AWIMB

Exactly the point I made to my mate the other day. Also in the rugby, like DRS, they go through it between tv ref/ump and on field. Everyone can...

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03-03-2023, 03:43 PM

Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult replied to a thread I just watched the Everton defeat and for their goal from the corner, their no.16 is in AWIMB

What about '01 cup final? They twice handballed on the line to stop Titi goals. Then they won and people say Titi didn't score in bug games. I'm...

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03-03-2023, 03:42 PM

Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult replied to a thread I just watched the Everton defeat and for their goal from the corner, their no.16 is in AWIMB

I really don't get some of it. I remember Olly G having his shirt literally ripped off his back so he had to replace the rag with a new shirt. Not...

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03-03-2023, 01:14 PM

Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult started a thread I just watched the Everton defeat and for their goal from the corner, their no.16 is in AWIMB

holding Saliba. When Saliba jumps, the Scouser has his hand on Saliba's shoulder, pulling him down. Saliba couldn't get a full jump and therefore...

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03-01-2023, 11:11 PM

Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult replied to a thread Trossard incoming in AWIMB

Seconded. {10 wotsits.}

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03-01-2023, 10:02 PM

Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult replied to a thread That’s only the 2nd one run Test win in AWIMB

India's makes sense. Basically the country, while tall, is still so wide it really out to be 2 times zones, GMT+5/6. But by doing it this way,...

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02-28-2023, 01:01 PM

Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult replied to a thread That’s only the 2nd one run Test win in AWIMB

Lost after enforcing the follow on - like the Aussies in '81 and against India in '01 when VVS and Dravid batted through the whole of day 4. But...

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02-27-2023, 03:35 PM

Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult replied to a thread Trossard's nutmeg pass to Gabi for the goal in AWIMB

Yup, the 18 months with an optional extra year for Jorginho for 12 mil was a great bit of business. If we get a top notch, young DM as a long term...

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02-26-2023, 05:36 PM

Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult replied to a thread So it’s either Trossard in the Jesus role in AWIMB

I don't understand footie any more mate. In the old days it was just the ref/lino being unsighted/blind/a biased ****er and you accepted it. Now?...

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02-26-2023, 02:11 PM

Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult replied to a thread So it’s either Trossard in the Jesus role in AWIMB

I actually though GX was one of the best players on the pitch yesterday. Toss up between him and Zinny. If we did give GX a rest, play Fabio or...

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