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Herbert Augustus Chapman
02-21-2024, 07:12 PM
semblance of its old self. Headgear may come back like The Candyman and start banning all and sundry for having the temerity to dispute his own worldview.

Did Monty just fade away quietly or did he announce his retirement?

redgunamo
02-21-2024, 07:37 PM
semblance of its old self. Headgear may come back like The Candyman and start banning all and sundry for having the temerity to dispute his own worldview.

Did Monty just fade away quietly or did he announce his retirement?

True. But at least there were loads of posters back then.

The Doc was a decent chap. He was just going through a difficult time.

I don't think Monty flounced but I understand people simply migrated over to the Twitters.

Sir C
02-21-2024, 07:57 PM
True. But at least there were loads of posters back then.

The Doc was a decent chap. He was just going through a difficult time.

I don't think Monty flounced but I understand people simply migrated over to the Twitters.

The Doc was a dirty socialist. **** him.

Monty’s cancer gun has been trained on my nearest and dearest. **** him.

redgunamo
02-21-2024, 08:04 PM
The Doc was a dirty socialist. **** him.

Monty’s cancer gun has been trained on my nearest and dearest. **** him.

Well, yeah. There is that :-\

Herbert Augustus Chapman
02-21-2024, 08:08 PM
True. But at least there were loads of posters back then.

The Doc was a decent chap. He was just going through a difficult time.

I don't think Monty flounced but I understand people simply migrated over to the Twitters.

was a wind up and Headgear issued a ridicules edict that anyone posting their doubts about modd being real would be banned. Anyway, back in the heydey, circa 1999 - 2005 ‘ish, he was great fun.

Herbert Augustus Chapman
02-21-2024, 08:14 PM
The Doc was a dirty socialist. **** him.

Monty’s cancer gun has been trained on my nearest and dearest. **** him.

Oh *******s, has the dirty c**t cancer been hitting your family C? Got my mum and dad in the last 8 years. Had a cancer scare myself about 4 years ago. When you’re a big fraidy cat like me, hearing the C word is like a nightmare you have as a kid when a primeval demon is hovering outside your bedroom window.

Sir C
02-21-2024, 08:19 PM
Oh *******s, has the dirty c**t cancer been hitting your family C? Got my mum and dad in the last 8 years. Had a cancer scare myself about 4 years ago. When you’re a big fraidy cat like me, hearing the C word is like a nightmare you have as a kid when a primeval demon is hovering outside your bedroom window.

My darling crazy dog fighting at present h. She’ll beat the ****, I have no doubt.

Sir C
02-21-2024, 08:20 PM
Oh *******s, has the dirty c**t cancer been hitting your family C? Got my mum and dad in the last 8 years. Had a cancer scare myself about 4 years ago. When you’re a big fraidy cat like me, hearing the C word is like a nightmare you have as a kid when a primeval demon is hovering outside your bedroom window.

Sorry for your Ma and Pa, h.

IUFG
02-21-2024, 08:25 PM
Oh *******s, has the dirty c**t cancer been hitting your family C? Got my mum and dad in the last 8 years. Had a cancer scare myself about 4 years ago. When you’re a big fraidy cat like me, hearing the C word is like a nightmare you have as a kid when a primeval demon is hovering outside your bedroom window.

Sorry to hear that, Herbs

Herbert Augustus Chapman
02-21-2024, 08:27 PM
My darling crazy dog fighting at present h. She’ll beat the ****, I have no doubt. Oh no, not that lovely looking woman .. back in the day she had far too much class to ever entertain any of my nonsense on here and rightly gave me the shortest of shrift or ignored me altogether :-) The very best of luck to her

IUFG
02-21-2024, 08:27 PM
My darling crazy dog fighting at present h. She’ll beat the ****, I have no doubt.

Go on V:fight:

Sir C
02-21-2024, 08:29 PM
Oh no, not that lovely looking woman .. back in the day she had far too much class to ever entertain any of my nonsense on here and rightly gave me the shortest of shrift or ignored me altogether :-) The very best of luck to her

She always loved you h, of course :hehe:

Herbert Augustus Chapman
02-21-2024, 08:30 PM
Thank you kindly :-)

WES
02-21-2024, 08:47 PM
My darling crazy dog fighting at present h. She’ll beat the ****, I have no doubt.

All the best to the lovely V and you, Charles :thumbup:

7sisters
02-21-2024, 09:53 PM
The Doc was a dirty socialist. **** him.

Monty’s cancer gun has been trained on my nearest and dearest. **** him.

Very sorry to hear this C. Mrs 7 endured a torrid time fighting the curse a while back. 5 years clear now thankfully but not something you get over in a hurry. Best wishes to you both ..

Sir C
02-21-2024, 09:55 PM
Very sorry to hear this C. Mrs 7 endured a torrid time fighting the curse a while back. 5 years clear now thankfully but not something you get over in a hurry. Best wishes to you both ..

Thank you 7.

Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult
02-22-2024, 02:51 PM
Oh *******s, has the dirty c**t cancer been hitting your family C? Got my mum and dad in the last 8 years. Had a cancer scare myself about 4 years ago. When you’re a big fraidy cat like me, hearing the C word is like a nightmare you have as a kid when a primeval demon is hovering outside your bedroom window.

Got my mum too, last year, Herbs. In April. This is our {me and my brother's} first full season without either of our parents. We've got to win something for them.

I never liked Ricky G's cancer gun. Call me an old hippy, but what the fück's wrong with wishing for peace and love instead?

Glad your well. Stay safe and Ganpati bless.

Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult
02-22-2024, 02:53 PM
Very sorry to hear this C. Mrs 7 endured a torrid time fighting the curse a while back. 5 years clear now thankfully but not something you get over in a hurry. Best wishes to you both ..

Thank God for that. Got my mum last April, but she said she'd had 86 good years and 1 bad one so can't complain. Watching the old man die of dementia was literal hell in comparison.

Sir C
02-22-2024, 03:07 PM
All the best to the lovely V and you, Charles :thumbup:

Thank you.

Herbert Augustus Chapman
02-23-2024, 09:47 AM
Got my mum too, last year, Herbs. In April. This is our {me and my brother's} first full season without either of our parents. We've got to win something for them.
I never liked Ricky G's cancer gun. Call me an old hippy, but what the fück's wrong with wishing for peace and love instead?

Glad your well. Stay safe and Ganpati bless.

Thank you kindly Ganps and sorry for your own loss. The cancer thing became part of Monty’s schtick and I think he backed away from it as he matured. His disruptive and controversial presence on the board is missed though ( by me at least :-) ). Though I ceased to contribute regularly I still lurk most days of the week

Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult
02-23-2024, 10:34 AM
Thank you kindly Ganps and sorry for your own loss. The cancer thing became part of Monty’s schtick and I think he backed away from it as he matured. His disruptive and controversial presence on the board is missed though ( by me at least :-) ). Though I ceased to contribute regularly I still lurk most days of the week

I was mostly a lurker for my first couple of decades. We're like ships that passed in the night.

Yup, I miss Ricky G, too. Didn't he move somewhere near to where we are now {Margate}? Cos I remember him saying that like me, he'd get the high speed train and grab a table with 4 seats at the start of the journey and basically have it all to himself all the way to town.

Pat Vegas
02-23-2024, 10:38 AM
I see a 'Hendon Gooner' on many youtube comments and Twitter etc. I do wonder if it's the same as Awimb's Hendon.
Did he get out of prison for killing monty yet?

Sir C
02-23-2024, 10:43 AM
I was mostly a lurker for my first couple of decades. We're like ships that passed in the night.

Yup, I miss Ricky G, too. Didn't he move somewhere near to where we are now {Margate}? Cos I remember him saying that like me, he'd get the high speed train and grab a table with 4 seats at the start of the journey and basically have it all to himself all the way to town.

He's in Faversham. Married with kids. All grown up I guess.

Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult
02-23-2024, 11:01 AM
He's in Faversham. Married with kids. All grown up I guess.

Cheers, C. That was it. I do like that train - plug in phone and laptop, put them on the table, put coat and bag on the inside seat and you'll be left with all four seats and the table for the whole journey. Better than first class {though obviously not as good as Second Class Sleeper in India.}

What's happened to Berni, btw?

PSRB
02-23-2024, 11:09 AM
Cheers, C. That was it. I do like that train - plug in phone and laptop, put them on the table, put coat and bag on the inside seat and you'll be left with all four seats and the table for the whole journey. Better than first class {though obviously not as good as Second Class Sleeper in India.}

What's happened to Berni, btw?

He's on Twitter, I'm sure he occasionally pops on here.

pjlincs
02-25-2024, 11:52 AM
I see a 'Hendon Gooner' on many youtube comments and Twitter etc. I do wonder if it's the same as Awimb's Hendon.
Did he get out of prison for killing monty yet?

Hendon Gooner's the only AWIMBer I've met in real life, Jay I think his real name was / is. I grew up in Mill Hill East / Hendon Central. Was taking Mrs Lincs for a weekend tour of my old haunts, met up with HG and a couple of his mates in a pub in Barnet to watch an illegal stream of an Arsenal Saturday 3pm game. Sadly the match was sh*te but it was a fun afternoon.

Maravilloso Marvo
02-26-2024, 09:58 AM
The Doc was a dirty socialist. **** him.

Monty’s cancer gun has been trained on my nearest and dearest. **** him.

Terribly sorry to hear that Sir C, I genuinely do wish you, or most importantly V all the best in beating it.

I now have a vision of you in the consultants room and as soon as he broke the news, you cursing Ricky G under your breath. I am sure in reality though, it took you a bit longer before you were able to turn your anger in his direction?

Sir C
02-26-2024, 11:25 AM
Terribly sorry to hear that Sir C, I genuinely do wish you, or most importantly V all the best in beating it.

I now have a vision of you in the consultants room and as soon as he broke the news, you cursing Ricky G under your breath. I am sure in reality though, it took you a bit longer before you were able to turn your anger in his direction?

Thank you mm.

I didn't really blame him. It was Berni's phrase when he told me he had the ball cancer - almost 20 years ago now I guess - "rickyg's got me with his cancer gun"

Herbert Augustus Chapman
02-26-2024, 11:45 AM
Thank you mm.

I didn't really blame him. It was Berni's phrase when he told me he had the ball cancer - almost 20 years ago now I guess - "rickyg's got me with his cancer gun"

operated under here? Do you recall them?

Maravilloso Marvo
02-26-2024, 01:37 PM
operated under here? Do you recall them?

You're in danger of opening a whole gigantic can of worms if you want to talk about multiple logins

Pat Vegas - Fash
Berni - Modd
Tony C - Sarah, Star Trek Gooner, etc etc
Me - Sprucey (the highlight of that one was PSRB sliding into the DMs...)

Plenty more of course.

Luis Anaconda
02-26-2024, 01:40 PM
You're in danger of opening a whole gigantic can of worms if you want to talk about multiple logins

Pat Vegas - Fash
Berni - Modd
Tony C - Sarah, Star Trek Gooner, etc etc
Me - Sprucey (the highlight of that one was PSRB sliding into the DMs...)

Plenty more of course.

Is that a euphemism?

Herbert Augustus Chapman
02-26-2024, 01:56 PM
You're in danger of opening a whole gigantic can of worms if you want to talk about multiple logins

Pat Vegas - Fash
Berni - Modd
Tony C - Sarah, Star Trek Gooner, etc etc
Me - Sprucey (the highlight of that one was PSRB sliding into the DMs...)

Plenty more of course.

wordsmith and had he decided to create a windup character on here it would have been far more interesting than modd.

Pat Vegas
02-26-2024, 03:38 PM
You're in danger of opening a whole gigantic can of worms if you want to talk about multiple logins

Pat Vegas - Fash
Berni - Modd
Tony C - Sarah, Star Trek Gooner, etc etc
Me - Sprucey (the highlight of that one was PSRB sliding into the DMs...)

Plenty more of course.

Fash? Who is Fash? I am nothing like him

Luis Anaconda
02-26-2024, 04:32 PM
Fash? Who is Fash? I am nothing like him

No one liked him anyway, p

Maravilloso Marvo
02-27-2024, 03:31 PM
Fash? Who is Fash? I am nothing like him

Careful Pat, you'll be flouncing soon...

Maravilloso Marvo
02-27-2024, 03:32 PM
Is that a euphemism?

It's what the kids do these days on Instagram apparently. PSRB was just ahead of his time in doing it 15 years ago. Fair play to him!

Maravilloso Marvo
02-27-2024, 03:33 PM
wordsmith and had he decided to create a windup character on here it would have been far more interesting than modd.

Oh you are probably right but it was a hill I chose to die on many years ago so I have to maintain it now.