So we're having trouble scoring goals, and some would say playing more fluidly

[WES]

in midfield, and we seem to be rumoured to be interested in an Everton defensive midfielder despite having Rice, Partey, Jorginho and Elneny who can play there.

Hmmm :rubchin:

[Luis Anaconda]

in midfield, and we seem to be rumoured to be interested in an Everton defensive midfielder despite having Rice, Partey, Jorginho and Elneny who can play there.

Hmmm :rubchin:

GG and centre backs
Arsene and midgets
Mikel and defensive midfielders

At least we have variety

[Peter]

in midfield, and we seem to be rumoured to be interested in an Everton defensive midfielder despite having Rice, Partey, Jorginho and Elneny who can play there.

Hmmm :rubchin:

Maybe we have received a huge offer from Saudi Arabia for Elneny :-)

Or Partey's legs have finally fallen off completely.

[IUFG]

in midfield, and we seem to be rumoured to be interested in an Everton defensive midfielder despite having Rice, Partey, Jorginho and Elneny who can play there.

Hmmm :rubchin:

I suppose El Neny will be off in the summer.
Jorginho is an old footballer and certainly no Gilberto Silva
Partey has possibly died of his numerous injuries...

It is a signing that makes sense if it allows Rice to play higher up the pitch.

And, I guess, no decent striker is available in January unless you massively overpay

[redgunamo]

The spice of life, innit.

Mikel wants Zirksee apparently. Decent player, so I gather. Legendary, even. Last seen waylaying greek sailors returning from the Trojan War, turning them into swine and then ravishing them. Something a bit different.

And as we all know, with all the big games coming up, you cannot have too much of that sort of thing in the squad.



GG and centre backs
Arsene and midgets
Mikel and defensive midfielders

At least we have variety

[redgunamo]

Right. Agree :-\



I suppose El Neny will be off in the summer.
Jorginho is an old footballer and certainly no Gilberto Silva
Partey has possibly died of his numerous injuries...

It is a signing that makes sense if it allows Rice to play higher up the pitch.

And, I guess, no decent striker is available in January unless you massively overpay

[redgunamo]

:-| Everton haven't had a decent midfielder since Sir Alan Ball (pbuh).



in midfield, and we seem to be rumoured to be interested in an Everton defensive midfielder despite having Rice, Partey, Jorginho and Elneny who can play there.

Hmmm :rubchin:

[Luis Anaconda]

:-| Everton haven't had a decent midfielder since Sir Alan Ball (pbuh).

Ahem - Mikel?

[redgunamo]

Exactly. :hide:



Ahem - Mikel?

[Peter]

Exactly. :hide:

Peter Reid :-)

[Luis Anaconda]

Peter Reid :-)

Kevin Sheedy was one hell of a player as was Paul Bracewell

[redgunamo]

:-| Yes, yes, yes. Alright.

Tell you what, though, if you want variety; how about young Marco Variety from PSG? :cooper:


Kevin Sheedy was one hell of a player as was Paul Bracewell

[redgunamo]

Probably the same age as Gareth Barry by now.



Peter Reid :-)

[Peter]

:-| Yes, yes, yes. Alright.

Tell you what, though, if you want variety; how about young Marco Variety from PSG? :cooper:

Is Giroud still playing? :-)

[Luis Anaconda]

Probably the same age as Gareth Barry by now.

Aren't we all?

[7sisters]

Is Giroud still playing? :-)

Of course, what we really need is some Cazorla type to add some proper midfield creativity. Santi :cloud9:

[Peter]

Of course, what we really need is some Cazorla type to add some proper midfield creativity. Santi :cloud9:

Fabio Vieira should be fit soon :-)

[7sisters]

Fabio Vieira should be fit soon :-)


A neat little player, perhaps needs a few good meals inside him. May have benefited from a loan spell on reflection.

[redgunamo]

Aren't we all?

:-( Oh, indeed. We've all come a very long way.