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redgunamo
07-19-2023, 09:42 AM
It's getting beyond a joke now :-|
Luis Anaconda
07-19-2023, 09:57 AM
It's getting beyond a joke now :-|

It's the cool thing to do, granddad
Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult
07-19-2023, 10:02 AM
It's the cool thing to do, granddad

"No team have ever won the toss, bowled first and won a Test match at Old Trafford. There's been 84 of them here in Manhester."

Hope that's reverse jinxing from the Beeb.
PSRB
07-19-2023, 10:03 AM
It's getting beyond a joke now :-|

Weather forecast pretty much meant we had to bowl 1st
Luis Anaconda
07-19-2023, 11:07 AM
Weather forecast pretty much meant we had to bowl 1st

we could always have batted first and declared just before the close :hide:
PSRB
07-19-2023, 11:10 AM
we could always have batted first and declared just before the close :hide:

That would be stupid.....oh
PSRB
07-19-2023, 12:16 PM
Next session to save the Ashes, need a collapse from the Aussies
Luis Anaconda
07-19-2023, 02:47 PM
Next session to save the Ashes, need a collapse from the Aussies

Wood time (or Broad or Jimmy or Woakes or Ali tbf)
PSRB
07-19-2023, 02:53 PM
Wood time (or Broad or Jimmy or Woakes or Ali tbf)

Not sure these umpires will give it out if hits the stumps, both England reviews looked plumb in real time
Luis Anaconda
07-19-2023, 02:54 PM
Not sure these umpires will give it out if hits the stumps, both England reviews looked plumb in real time

Good reviewing from the skip then - not a bad sign
Rich
07-20-2023, 07:47 AM
Bowl them out in the first 30 mins today. Bat until about 18:30 at which point we will declare with a 20 run lead. Quick 30 mins at them tonight and then skittle them tomorrow after the rain clears. England set 280 to win. Make it to stumps tomorrow 2 down.

Rains all day Saturday. Then on Sunday it'll be a question of whether England can knock off the 220 needed between the showers.
Luis Anaconda
07-20-2023, 09:19 AM
Bowl them out in the first 30 mins today. Bat until about 18:30 at which point we will declare with a 20 run lead. Quick 30 mins at them tonight and then skittle them tomorrow after the rain clears. England set 280 to win. Make it to stumps tomorrow 2 down.

Rains all day Saturday. Then on Sunday it'll be a question of whether England can knock off the 220 needed between the showers.

Let's hope we get the chance, r. Let's hope
Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult
07-20-2023, 10:06 AM
Let's hope we get the chance, r. Let's hope

Jimmy with the first ball of the day. When did that last happen?
Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult
07-20-2023, 10:08 AM
Jimmy with the first ball of the day. When did that last happen?

Now Woakes. NO! Bøllocks. No ball. FFS. Please Ganpati, sort it out.
Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult
07-20-2023, 11:00 AM
Btw, we pick horses for courses. We can have 3 spinners in the sub-continent and none sometimes at home. So why isn't Woakes picked for every home test?

At home, he averages 22.2 with the ball, SR of a tad over 43, and 35.5 with the bat. Perfect for a number 8.

FFS, Ducket gone and Moeen in after 2.3 overs. Please, Mô, score us a sexy ton.