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Rich
06-19-2023, 09:13 AM
to set Australia 250-280 in 3.5 sessions?
PSRB
06-19-2023, 09:24 AM
to set Australia 250-280 in 3.5 sessions?

Don't do anything daft, there won't be any play tomorrow. Bat the day, imo
Rich
06-19-2023, 09:28 AM
Don't do anything daft, there won't be any play tomorrow. Bat the day, imo

Ah didn't look at the weather. Though looks like the worst of it goes through by early afternoon.

Still - nailed on or a draw unless we collapse this morning.
PSRB
06-19-2023, 10:16 AM
Ah didn't look at the weather. Though looks like the worst of it goes through by early afternoon.

Still - nailed on or a draw unless we collapse this morning.

Clearly England have. What a start. Suspect we will declare at tea at this rate
Rich
06-19-2023, 10:47 AM
Clearly England have. What a start. Suspect we will declare at tea at this rate

280-300 ahead at tea. Prize two or three out tonight. Then we'll get some cricket in tomorrow when it's humid with dark clouds and lights on.... perfectly set for England to roll them over.
PSRB
06-19-2023, 11:18 AM
Do wish we'd stop running down to the pitch bloody Lyon. Making him look like prime Warne, FFS!!
PSRB
06-19-2023, 12:25 PM
280-300 ahead at tea. Prize two or three out tonight. Then we'll get some cricket in tomorrow when it's humid with dark clouds and lights on.... perfectly set for England to roll them over.

I'd forgotten how much of an arse Steve Smith is. Petulant ****er
Rich
06-19-2023, 01:37 PM
I'd forgotten how much of an arse Steve Smith is. Petulant ****er

Do you think the Aussies just like to play the pantomime villan? Unfortunately folk like Glenn McGrath have turned out to be very likeable chaps. Yet when he was playing I thought he should be imprisoned for his unpleasantness.
PSRB
06-19-2023, 01:41 PM
Do you think the Aussies just like to play the pantomime villan? Unfortunately folk like Glenn McGrath have turned out to be very likeable chaps. Yet when he was playing I thought he should be imprisoned for his unpleasantness.

I think it's just in Australian's make up to be despicable pricks on the sports field. I'm convinced Steve Smith is a ****er at all times, though
Luis Anaconda
06-19-2023, 01:57 PM
I think it's just in Australian's make up to be despicable pricks on the sports field. I'm convinced Steve Smith is a ****er at all times, though

Ah *******s
PSRB
06-19-2023, 02:14 PM
Ah *******s

Currently at least 50 runs short, imo
Luis Anaconda
06-19-2023, 03:33 PM
Currently at least 50 runs short, imo

Ah well - you never know...
PSRB
06-19-2023, 03:36 PM
Ah well - you never know...

Think we'll be saved by the weather. Looks pretty wretched for tomorrow
PSRB
06-20-2023, 02:49 PM
Do wish we'd stop running down to the pitch bloody Lyon. Making him look like prime Warne, FFS!!

In short, our spinner can't spin it, our keeper can't keep and our enforcer can't bowl. Miracle if we win this.
WES
06-20-2023, 02:53 PM
In short, our spinner can't spin it, our keeper can't keep and our enforcer can't bowl. Miracle if we win this.

Khawaja seems to be the new Chanderpaul - in that we can't get the f*cker out for the life of us.

Harsh on Khawaja maybe.
PSRB
06-20-2023, 03:00 PM
Khawaja seems to be the new Chanderpaul - in that we can't get the f*cker out for the life of us.

Harsh on Khawaja maybe.

Is rather infuriating, he doesn't look settled against Moeen but will probably see them home
Luis Anaconda
06-20-2023, 03:00 PM
Khawaja seems to be the new Chanderpaul - in that we can't get the f*cker out for the life of us.

Harsh on Khawaja maybe.

Not harsh at all - Chanderpaul is a legend (I suspect his son is the new Chanderpaul though)
PSRB
06-20-2023, 03:02 PM
Is rather infuriating, he doesn't look settled against Moeen but will probably see them home

Also, if you going to hit leg side bouncers, then FFS put in a leg slip!
WES
06-20-2023, 03:06 PM
Not harsh at all - Chanderpaul is a legend (I suspect his son is the new Chanderpaul though)

He was quite negative, wasn't he? Sort of like that horrible, wife-beating c*nt Geoff Boycott.

:-)
Luis Anaconda
06-21-2023, 08:59 AM
He was quite negative, wasn't he? Sort of like that horrible, wife-beating c*nt Geoff Boycott.

:-)

Message reported to Berni. Chanderpaul - and Khawaja - could/can be very entertaining attacking batsmen. They play the situation. I'll make no comment on Boycott