Gabriel Jesus chant

[Redwater]

Any mileage in a play on Personal Jesus by Depeche Mode? As in something like;

'We own.
Gabriel Jesus.
He scores goals for fun.
Hates Tott-en-um'

Also needs words for the climactic: 'Reach out! Touch faith!'

[John Bunnell]

We could be really naff and say "We Are... The Arse-NAL" for the reach out & touch faith bit 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

[Redwater]

Not bad John!

[pjlincs]

Any mileage in a play on Personal Jesus by Depeche Mode? As in something like;

'We own.
Gabriel Jesus.
He scores goals for fun.
Hates Tott-en-um'

Also needs words for the climactic: 'Reach out! Touch faith!'

Our own . . . . . . . .

[Tony C]

This works for me:


https://youtu.be/Kppx4bzfAaE

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

Any mileage in a play on Personal Jesus by Depeche Mode? As in something like;

'We own.
Gabriel Jesus.
He scores goals for fun.
Hates Tott-en-um'

Also needs words for the climactic: 'Reach out! Touch faith!'

I'm no papist and I failed the o-level, but is there any part of the Mass in Latin that mentions Jesus by name? That would be class, esp in Europe.

[pjlincs]

I'm no papist and I failed the o-level, but is there any part of the Mass in Latin that mentions Jesus by name? That would be class, esp in Europe.

Omnium principium et finis, Dominus et Salvator noster Jesus Gabriel.
Or something.
Not the catchiest of lyrics!!

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

Omnium principium et finis, Dominus et Salvator noster Jesus Gabriel.
Or something.
Not the catchiest of lyrics!!

Oh, well. Thanks for trying.

None of my chants ever work. I wanted:

O Sole Campbell
In shirt 23
He left the Tott-Numb
For Highbury etc

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Let's wait until he's actually earned a chant.

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

Let's wait until he's actually earned a chant.

Herbs, he has 3 goals and an assist in two matches against the mighty FC Bümfück and the Toffees U23s 2nd XI.

He's the new messiah. Clue's in the name, init?