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Arsenal Alcoholic Review
07-04-2022, 09:44 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCBkj9-Ek0I

Arsenal Alcoholic Review
07-04-2022, 09:52 PM
So apparently his team qualified for the World cup and he's 29. This means it's likely Xhaka or Partey. This is absolutely shocking and hard to believe. This means at a minimum we have at least a 50% chance of finally getting Xhaka out of the starting 11.

PSRB
07-05-2022, 07:55 AM
So apparently his team qualified for the World cup and he's 29. This means it's likely Xhaka or Partey. This is absolutely shocking and hard to believe. This means at a minimum we have at least a 50% chance of finally getting Xhaka out of the starting 11.

I severely doubt either live in Barnet.

Tony C
07-05-2022, 08:14 AM
https://www.reddit.com/r/Gunners/comments/vrau4w/the_telegraph_exclusive_a_premier_league/

Reddit thread locked and everything deleted.

PSRB
07-05-2022, 08:53 AM
https://www.reddit.com/r/Gunners/comments/vrau4w/the_telegraph_exclusive_a_premier_league/

Reddit thread locked and everything deleted.

The Twitter forensics will be analysing every photo from today's training

PSRB
07-05-2022, 08:55 AM
The Twitter forensics will be analysing every photo from today's training

It wasn't one of our boys.....the other lot. I think a couple of our players might be instructing legal advice against a few scum fans on Twitter

Arsenal Alcoholic Review
07-05-2022, 08:59 AM
Starting to sound like it's Thomas Partey. For our sake lets hope he beats the case. He's got a great defence though. He's on record as converting to Islam the previous week so this case is clearly just a cultural misunderstanding

PSRB
07-05-2022, 09:03 AM
Starting to sound like it's Thomas Partey. For our sake lets hope he beats the case. He's got a great defence though. He's on record as converting to Islam the previous week so this case is clearly just a cultural misunderstanding

It's not, it's a spurs player

Luis Anaconda
07-05-2022, 09:06 AM
Starting to sound like it's Thomas Partey. For our sake lets hope he beats the case. He's got a great defence though. He's on record as converting to Islam the previous week so this case is clearly just a cultural misunderstanding

If he is with the team in Germany it can't be him as said player is still in custody

Luis Anaconda
07-05-2022, 09:07 AM
It's not, it's a spurs player

Not many of their players fit the bill either do they?

PSRB
07-05-2022, 09:09 AM
Not many of their players fit the bill either do they?

You have a DM on Twitter

Sir C
07-05-2022, 09:53 AM
Ooh, can I have one too?

PSRB
07-05-2022, 10:00 AM
Ooh, can I have one too?

Yes you can.....

Sir C
07-05-2022, 10:10 AM
Yes you can.....

ty p :thumbup:

Tony C
07-05-2022, 10:19 AM
If you switch your Twitter settings to the US as your location you can see who it is free from U.K. deletion requests.

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Arsenal Alcoholic Review
07-05-2022, 11:16 AM
Apparently police were left baffled when told. "You got the wrong house. This is the Yakubu household."

PSRB
07-05-2022, 12:03 PM
Apparently police were left baffled when told. "You got the wrong house. This is the Yakubu household."

Partey in Germany with squad and Xhaka still on holiday

IUFG
07-05-2022, 12:24 PM
Partey in Germany with squad and Xhaka still on holiday

Pics or it didn't happen

PSRB
07-05-2022, 12:25 PM
Pics or it didn't happen

Pics of both on Twitter/Insta

IUFG
07-05-2022, 12:52 PM
Pics of both on Twitter/Insta

I thought they'd been pooh-poohed..?

Still, why everyone has jumped on it being an Arsenal or them player because of the North London thing, are Chelsea, Fulham, Crystal Palace, Brentford or West Ham players not allowed to be in NL? :shrug:

PSRB
07-05-2022, 12:58 PM
I thought they'd been pooh-poohed..?

Still, why everyone has jumped on it being an Arsenal or them player because of the North London thing, are Chelsea, Fulham, Crystal Palace, Brentford or West Ham players not allowed to be in NL? :shrug:

Xhaka posted a picture on Insta that he's still on holiday, and Partey pics are genuine and newspapers making a point of pointing out that he's on the tour.

PSRB
07-05-2022, 01:50 PM
Xhaka posted a picture on Insta that he's still on holiday, and Partey pics are genuine and newspapers making a point of pointing out that he's on the tour.

Hmm, the tweet for a reputable source regarding the latter has been deleted :rubchin:

Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult
07-05-2022, 02:08 PM
Hmm, the tweet for a reputable source regarding the latter has been deleted :rubchin:

Great. Xhaka and El-Nenny as our MF next season with Sambi as back up. Might be lucky AMN didn't work out with Maureen.

Given the additions we'd made this summer, I thought that all we needed - other than proper cover at full back - was to have two creator and destroyer MFs like Partey.

Having Saliba meant White could play RB, so some cheap cover for KT and a 2nd Partey and we'd be in with a shout of CL.

Yet a MF with no Parteys?

I used to dream of a team made up of 2 CHs, a goalie, a striker and 7 Santis.

What would a MF made up of 2 or 3 Granits look like?

I do remember Hillier, Selley and Morrow.

Tony C
07-05-2022, 02:19 PM
They didn’t say which World Cup.

It’s one of the women out there raping :yikes:

Tony C
07-05-2022, 02:23 PM
'Bosses are stunned'
The arrest also sent shockwaves through the player’s club. Another insider told The Sun: “The allegations are of the utmost seriousness.

“Club bosses are stunned about this. The player was due to be on a pre-season tour. He will now not be travelling with the side.

“The law must be allowed to dictate what happens next. The player’s colleagues are absolutely dumbstruck about this. It is a hammer blow to the club, but the police must do their job.”

Last night Scotland Yard told The Sun: “An allegation of rape of a woman in her 20s was reported to police. It was reported the alleged rape happened in June.

IUFG
07-05-2022, 02:42 PM
'Bosses are stunned'
The arrest also sent shockwaves through the player’s club. Another insider told The Sun: “The allegations are of the utmost seriousness.

“Club bosses are stunned about this. The player was due to be on a pre-season tour. He will now not be travelling with the side.

“The law must be allowed to dictate what happens next. The player’s colleagues are absolutely dumbstruck about this. It is a hammer blow to the club, but the police must do their job.”

Last night Scotland Yard told The Sun: “An allegation of rape of a woman in her 20s was reported to police. It was reported the alleged rape happened in June.

https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/thomas-partey/profil/spieler/230784 unknown injury... :cry:

Arsenal Alcoholic Review
07-05-2022, 02:43 PM
'Bosses are stunned'
The arrest also sent shockwaves through the player’s club. Another insider told The Sun: “The allegations are of the utmost seriousness.

“Club bosses are stunned about this. The player was due to be on a pre-season tour. He will now not be travelling with the side.

“The law must be allowed to dictate what happens next. The player’s colleagues are absolutely dumbstruck about this. It is a hammer blow to the club, but the police must do their job.”

Last night Scotland Yard told The Sun: “An allegation of rape of a woman in her 20s was reported to police. It was reported the alleged rape happened in June.

"This was the one thing, we didn't want to happen."

PSRB
07-05-2022, 02:46 PM
"This was the one thing, we didn't want to happen."

Reports coming out of another 2 allegations from another woman.

redgunamo
07-05-2022, 02:50 PM
looooooool.



If you switch your Twitter settings to the US as your location you can see who it is free from U.K. deletion requests.

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WES
07-05-2022, 03:06 PM
Reports coming out of another 2 allegations from another woman.

Hold on, is the Twitter consensus no longer that it is the other lot? :rubchin:

IUFG
07-05-2022, 03:10 PM
Hold on, is the Twitter consensus no longer that it is the other lot? :rubchin:

It's him, isn't it? :rubchin:

Arsenal Alcoholic Review
07-05-2022, 03:10 PM
Hold on, is the Twitter consensus no longer that it is the other lot? :rubchin:

Doubting Thomas?

PSRB
07-05-2022, 03:12 PM
It's him, isn't it? :rubchin:

It's rather looking that way

IUFG
07-05-2022, 03:14 PM
It's rather looking that way

didn't he post something before his wedding about his 'other women being disappointed' (I paraphrase)? :sherlock:

Arsenal Alcoholic Review
07-05-2022, 03:16 PM
Great. Xhaka and El-Nenny as our MF next season with Sambi as back up. Might be lucky AMN didn't work out with Maureen.

Given the additions we'd made this summer, I thought that all we needed - other than proper cover at full back - was to have two creator and destroyer MFs like Partey.

Having Saliba meant White could play RB, so some cheap cover for KT and a 2nd Partey and we'd be in with a shout of CL.

Yet a MF with no Parteys?

I used to dream of a team made up of 2 CHs, a goalie, a striker and 7 Santis.

What would a MF made up of 2 or 3 Granits look like?

I do remember Hillier, Selley and Morrow.

Chin up. Could be worse. We could have had a midfield 2 of Partey and Bissouma with both in the slammer before a ball was kicked.

Tony C
07-05-2022, 03:20 PM
Told y’all Ben white will be playing midfield this season :hide:

Tony C
07-05-2022, 03:22 PM
Prison FC looking good…

Mendy, DT, Greenwood, Bisouma and Thomas.

Better squad building than Arteta.

Arsenal Alcoholic Review
07-05-2022, 03:29 PM
I still have faith he can beat the case. Only rookies let themselves be filmed while raping a hot young fan after years of media training by the clubs.

Tony C
07-05-2022, 03:41 PM
More importantly…I hope despite all of the cost cutting that we didn’t cancel the rape insurance.

Hopefully get some of that £40m back.

Tony C
07-05-2022, 03:51 PM
Partey fits the suspect profile perfectly.

>suspect is 29 years old
Check.

>suspect plays in the Premier League
Check.
(Arsenal)

>suspect is a current active member of his country's national team squad
Check.
(Ghana)

>the rape occurred in Marbella, Spain last week
Check.
(Partey was in Marbella last week as evidenced by his Instagram posts)

Luis Anaconda
07-05-2022, 03:51 PM
'Bosses are stunned'
The arrest also sent shockwaves through the player’s club. Another insider told The Sun: “The allegations are of the utmost seriousness.

“Club bosses are stunned about this. The player was due to be on a pre-season tour. He will now not be travelling with the side.

“The law must be allowed to dictate what happens next. The player’s colleagues are absolutely dumbstruck about this. It is a hammer blow to the club, but the police must do their job.”

Last night Scotland Yard told The Sun: “An allegation of rape of a woman in her 20s was reported to police. It was reported the alleged rape happened in June.

Was that from cliche.com?

Pat Vegas
07-05-2022, 04:13 PM
the player in question hasn't posted anything on his account today :sherlock: if you wanted to quash some rumours that would be an easy way.

Then again Fash hasn't been seen either.

Tony C
07-05-2022, 04:18 PM
I just don’t get it…all the money and they can’t hire an escort.

Got to be doing the rapings instead.

ClowNS

Pat Vegas
07-05-2022, 04:20 PM
I just don’t get it…all the money and they can’t hire an escort.

Got to be doing the rapings instead.

ClowNS

Also this is going to give Arteta another excuse for rubbish summer business!

Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult
07-05-2022, 04:32 PM
Also this is going to give Arteta another excuse for rubbish summer business!

We've needed to fix the MF two for the last 3+ windows and we'll have gone backwards.

redgunamo
07-05-2022, 08:29 PM
loooooooooool :-(



Chin up. Could be worse. We could have had a midfield 2 of Partey and Bissouma with both in the slammer before a ball was kicked.

John Bunnell
07-06-2022, 07:28 AM
Am I the only one that doesn't care. I think he's a overrated injury prone waste of space.

WES
07-06-2022, 08:07 AM
Am I the only one that doesn't care. I think he's a overrated injury prone waste of space.

So you didn't watch us piss all over City for 65min with Partey outstanding in that match?

He's the best player we have at that position by some distance Bunnell.

PSRB
07-06-2022, 08:38 AM
So you didn't watch us piss all over City for 65min with Partey outstanding in that match?

He's the best player we have at that position by some distance Bunnell.

and it allowed Xhaka to play further forward and lessened the need for his dumb tackles

John Bunnell
07-06-2022, 09:03 AM
So you didn't watch us piss all over City for 65min with Partey outstanding in that match?

He's the best player we have at that position by some distance Bunnell.

The same game we lost?

Pat Vegas
07-06-2022, 09:06 AM
The same game we lost?

I think we are better with him in the squad.
He was away in Jan and we didn't win a game. he was missing towards the end of the season and were also awful.

Tony C
07-06-2022, 09:23 AM
The problem was his injuries.

Starts the season
Plays 5-6 games
Injured and out for 3 to 6 weeks
Comes back
Needs 2-3 games to get up to speed
Players 5-6 games
Then injured again and repeat process

Useless for a 38 game league campaign.

Contrast that to someone like Ruben Neves who knocks out 33+ league games a season and it’s a world of difference.

Arsenal Alcoholic Review
07-06-2022, 09:29 AM
Torreira to save our season. :cloud9:

He's always had a very kind face you could trust where he probably could meet a hot young fan without viciously raping her.

Tony C
07-06-2022, 10:46 AM
I saw him towards the end of last season.

Had a bet on them vs Sampdoria.

Got spanked 4-1 and got subbed after he failed to control a ball and fell on his bum.

An English lad called Ronaldo Vieira dominated midfield for Sampdoria. Looked like a young Essien.

Doubt Edu and Discount Pep know about him.

PSRB
07-08-2022, 01:47 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCBkj9-Ek0I

:rubchin: TP posts on Instagram and is apparently in Germany. Can't imagine we would have taken him if he was under investigation for such horrible crimes

WES
07-08-2022, 02:40 PM
:rubchin: TP posts on Instagram and is apparently in Germany. Can't imagine we would have taken him if he was under investigation for such horrible crimes

It's the hope that kills you. PRSB :-(

Arsenal Alcoholic Review
07-08-2022, 02:43 PM
:rubchin: TP posts on Instagram and is apparently in Germany. Can't imagine we would have taken him if he was under investigation for such horrible crimes

Arsenal have good lawyers and thomas has a lot of money. He should be able to beat the case.