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PSRB
03-10-2022, 09:26 AM
Can't sell tickets for the foreseeable future, ST only.

RA assets frozen, this should be fun
Sir C
03-10-2022, 09:41 AM
Can't sell tickets for the foreseeable future, ST only.

RA assets frozen, this should be fun

:hehe: The chavs used to play 'Kalinka' and clap him while he stood on the balcony of his box like some wannabe dictator.

Given that their trophies were bought with dirty money, shouldn't their 'successes' be expunged rom the records?
Sp0Ar9
03-10-2022, 09:43 AM
Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch IMO.
Burney
03-10-2022, 10:09 AM
:hehe: The chavs used to play 'Kalinka' and clap him while he stood on the balcony of his box like some wannabe dictator.

Given that their trophies were bought with dirty money, shouldn't their 'successes' be expunged rom the records?

Can't sell merch, buy players - nuffink. They're royally f*cked. Marvellous.

And John Terry's pictures of cartoon chimps have lost 90% of their value.
Sir C
03-10-2022, 10:20 AM
"And John Terry's pictures of cartoon chimps have lost 90% of their value."

I find much of modern life confusing, but this sentence is at once bewildering and mildly alarming.
Burney
03-10-2022, 10:39 AM
"And John Terry's pictures of cartoon chimps have lost 90% of their value."

I find much of modern life confusing, but this sentence is at once bewildering and mildly alarming.

It's your Non-Fungible Tokens, innit. These are very expensive pictures of cartoon apes. Terry's been mad for them.
PSRB
03-10-2022, 10:44 AM
It's your Non-Fungible Tokens, innit. These are very expensive pictures of cartoon apes. Terry's been mad for them.

I don't get the whole NFT thing at all but anything that loses Terry money must be good
Sir C
03-10-2022, 10:46 AM
It's your Non-Fungible Tokens, innit. These are very expensive pictures of cartoon apes. Terry's been mad for them.

Ah yes, the NFTs. I began reading an article explaining all about these, but mid-way though the first paragraph I realised I was in danger of opening a vein if I continued reading. So I remain happy in my ignorance.
PSRB
03-10-2022, 10:53 AM
Ah yes, the NFTs. I began reading an article explaining all about these, but mid-way though the first paragraph I realised I was in danger of opening a vein if I continued reading. So I remain happy in my ignorance.

Pretty much my stance.
Sir C
03-10-2022, 10:56 AM
Pretty much my stance.

Apart from any other considerations, anything containing a word as ghastly as 'fungible' is to be avoided is to be avoided at all costs.
Burney
03-10-2022, 11:12 AM
Apart from any other considerations, anything containing a word as ghastly as 'fungible' is to be avoided is to be avoided at all costs.

As far as I can make out, they're custom designed to part the rich and/or gullible from their money. Like the tulip fever, but you don't even get any nice flowers.
Arsenal Alcoholic Review
03-10-2022, 11:22 AM
Hold on a minute, feck all these fellas dying in the snow fighting Russian Hitler and what have you. Does this mean the cnuts get to have only home fans for their remaining games? That's a huge advantage for them over us in the battle for 3rd. Surely the Boris regime can step in and sort out some sort of deal where away fans pay but it goes to Ukrainian victims or something. It's for 'charity' you see, that's the sneaky part.
IUFG
03-10-2022, 01:58 PM
Can't sell tickets for the foreseeable future, ST only.

RA assets frozen, this should be fun

This won't hurt them too badly, in the long run. Sadly.

They could fall into a silo full of dicks and emerge sucking their thumbs, the lucky c**ts.
WES
03-10-2022, 02:55 PM
This won't hurt them too badly, in the long run. Sadly.

They could fall into a silo full of dicks and emerge sucking their thumbs, the lucky c**ts.

While all of this is terribly enjoyable in the short term, sadly this will end when they allow Roman to sell the club. Which they will do once an offer arrives from someone they can vet and approve.

So this is a temporary situation, sadly. Might as well enjoy it while we can, of course :-)
Tony C
03-10-2022, 04:22 PM
Pleasing to hear one potential buyer is thinking about building a new stadium.

Yes please…sell it to him.
Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult
03-11-2022, 05:41 PM
While all of this is terribly enjoyable in the short term, sadly this will end when they allow Roman to sell the club. Which they will do once an offer arrives from someone they can vet and approve.

So this is a temporary situation, sadly. Might as well enjoy it while we can, of course :-)

I think we should keep it under state control and get their transfers decided by whichever civil servant is in charge of MoD procurement.

That way, they'll spend all their money overpriced crocks or well expensive baseball players just cos the Yanks have got them.