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Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult
03-08-2022, 02:25 PM
Good. Serves the ECB right.

PSRB
03-08-2022, 02:55 PM
Good. Serves the ECB right.

Felt a bit for Lees, but dreadful shot from Crawley and awful leave from Root.

Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult
03-08-2022, 02:58 PM
Felt a bit for Lees, but dreadful shot from Crawley and awful leave from Root.

Still, we have hundreds of white ball sloggers who are bad wicket-keepers and the ECB own their own franchise league so who cares?

Come on, Holder, the new ball pair have got the top 3. Now you rip out the middle order.

PSRB
03-08-2022, 03:09 PM
Still, we have hundreds of white ball sloggers who are bad wicket-keepers and the ECB own their own franchise league so who cares?

Come on, Holder, the new ball pair have got the top 3. Now you rip out the middle order.

At least we're playing a proper keeper. I've banging on about that for years.

Tony C
03-08-2022, 03:14 PM
The joke is 150 might be a winning score

PSRB
03-08-2022, 03:18 PM
The joke is 150 might be a winning score

You think the pitch is going to get that bad, that quickly?

Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult
03-08-2022, 03:21 PM
At least we're playing a proper keeper. I've banging on about that for years.

Oh, 100% with you on that one.

How long did it take the ECB to realise that having a slogger who can't keep doesn't work in red ball? Cf Hales/Roy and how long it took them to realise an opener who can only slog but not defend only works in white ball.

Btw, why have the Windies got a gora as WK?

Dan L GONE. b. Holder. 4 down without 50 on the board. We now only have our all rounder and 2 WKs to come before Woakes.

Tony C
03-09-2022, 09:47 AM
So for the record…there’s no more black wicket keepers at test level?

Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult
03-09-2022, 01:50 PM
So for the record…there’s no more black wicket keepers at test level?

Insert your own Jeffry Dujon today would still be better than Jos Buttler here joke.

Who's the Saffer 'keeper? Is it still De Kok? So long since I watched them.

Luis Anaconda
03-09-2022, 03:06 PM
Insert your own Jeffry Dujon today would still be better than Jos Buttler here joke.

Who's the Saffer 'keeper? Is it still De Kok? So long since I watched them.

No - its a ginger. Scored a very good century in the second innings of the second Test against New Zealand. Kyle Verran or something.

Speaking of gingers - Jonny isn't doing badly

PSRB
03-09-2022, 03:07 PM
No - its a ginger. Scored a very good century in the second innings of the second Test against New Zealand. Kyle Verran or something.

Speaking of gingers - Jonny isn't doing badly

Done well to get past 300, ball seems to be doing a bit today.

Tony C
03-09-2022, 06:20 PM
Blackwood & Bonner at the crease

Pair of c ocks

Tony C
03-10-2022, 07:46 PM
You know what the scary thing with a callypso Collapso is?

It’s that the Windies might be winning with just a 40 run lead (would’ve said the same if it was the reverse btw)

Going to be a few nervy overs for England to navigate this evening.