Hang on. The Hammer that scored their 2nd is called Jeroboam.

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

Lucky they didn't have a Balthazar or Nebuchadnezzar on the pitch.

That would have been as bad as when I saw the ball bounce off Brooking's arse as an 8-year old.

Though I saw our first defeat at the new gaff as well. They deserved that. No Melchior in the starting line up.

[redgunamo]

It's like that old joke: What do you call a Hammers fan holding a bottle of champagne at the end of the season?

A waiter.


Lucky they didn't have a Balthazar or Nebuchadnezzar on the pitch.

That would have been as bad as when I saw the ball bounce off Brooking's arse as an 8-year old.

Though I saw our first defeat at the new gaff as well. They deserved that. No Melchior in the starting line up.

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

It's like that old joke: What do you call a Hammers fan holding a bottle of champagne at the end of the season?

A waiter.

Cheers, R. I hadn't heard that one.