Partey may be built like a brick ****house but....

[Yesterday Once More]

can you imagine Peter Storey or Patrick Vieira walking off the pitch as Tottenham were breaking away? They would have to be carried off, not pushed back on.

[Sir C]

can you imagine Peter Storey or Patrick Vieira walking off the pitch as Tottenham were breaking away? They would have to be carried off, not pushed back on.

I remember Wilf Copping playing on with two amputated legs. Hopped around on the stumps, he did. Bit lumps out of their centre forward and didn't even get a booking.

[Pat Vegas]

can you imagine Peter Storey or Patrick Vieira walking off the pitch as Tottenham were breaking away? They would have to be carried off, not pushed back on.

Not sure what match it was but I think I remember Patrick going off for a poo once.

[Maravilloso Marvo]

Not sure what match it was but I think I remember Patrick going off for a poo once.

I'm sure he used to go off and top up the Vickes on his shirt in every single game where the temperature was below 7 degrees.

[Burney]

Not sure what match it was but I think I remember Patrick going off for a poo once.

I remember that. Wasn't he late back for the second half due to dumping his guts?

And there was that time he shat himself because Roy Keane snarled at him.

[Arsenal Alcoholic Review]

Not sure what match it was but I think I remember Patrick going off for a poo once.

Was that not Bergkamp?

[barrybueno]

Was that not Bergkamp?

I don't think Bergkamp ever goes to the toilet does he? That just sounds wrong