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Sir C
10-26-2020, 11:45 AM
This current vogue for 'high pressing' and 'playing out from the back' to counter it is as dull as ditchwater.

Can we not knock it, ffs?

barrybueno
10-26-2020, 12:07 PM
This current vogue for 'high pressing' and 'playing out from the back' to counter it is as dull as ditchwater.

Can we not knock it, ffs?

Forget any of that C, football without fans is utterly pointless*

*Fair play to Arsenal bringing in comedic value by fúcking around from goal kicks tho :homer:

Arsenal Alcoholic Review
10-26-2020, 12:24 PM
This current vogue for 'high pressing' and 'playing out from the back' to counter it is as dull as ditchwater.

Can we not knock it, ffs?

The sooner we get this big burly donkey young Swedish forward fast tracked into the first team the better. I miss goal kicks.

https://twitter.com/ArsenalAcademy/status/1318584065507950592

Steve Bould. "Fcuk all this tappy tappy foreign nonsense, just stick your nogging through it."

Sir C
10-26-2020, 12:37 PM
The sooner we get this big burly donkey young Swedish forward fast tracked into the first team the better. I miss goal kicks.

https://twitter.com/ArsenalAcademy/status/1318584065507950592

Steve Bould. "Fcuk all this tappy tappy foreign nonsense, just stick your nogging through it."

Christ, he looks a lump. Get Rixy flying down to the bye line to pop crosses onto his forehead. Sorted.

Arsenal Alcoholic Review
10-26-2020, 12:42 PM
Christ, he looks a lump. Get Rixy flying down to the bye line to pop crosses onto his forehead. Sorted.

https://twitter.com/nikolajdmoller/status/1320273615644971008/photo/1

Luis Anaconda
10-26-2020, 12:57 PM
Christ, he looks a lump. Get Rixy flying down to the bye line to pop crosses onto his forehead. Sorted.

Surely Brian, Brian Marwood on the wing (on the wing)

Maravilloso Marvo
10-26-2020, 02:26 PM
Surely Brian, Brian Marwood on the wing (on the wing)

Message reported to Jimmy Carter.

Tony C
10-26-2020, 02:46 PM
It’s actually worse...City are playing with a false keeper, false centre halves, false attacking midfielders, false wingers and a false no9.

Pretty much nothing is real anymore...apart from Hunter Biden smoking crack and raping Chinese kids :nod:

Luis Anaconda
10-27-2020, 09:10 AM
Message reported to Jimmy Carter.
Language MM, language

Burney
10-27-2020, 09:41 AM
Language MM, language

Footballers who were also US presidents: Jimmy Carter, Andrew Johnson, Billy McKinlay (if you spell it with an 'e').

Is that it?

Luis Anaconda
10-27-2020, 10:03 AM
Footballers who were also US presidents: Jimmy Carter, Andrew Johnson, Billy McKinlay (if you spell it with an 'e').

Is that it?

You think there would be a Gerry/Jerry Ford but I can't find one. I did find one of Ford with Pele

https://nara.getarchive.net/media/president-gerald-r-ford-juggling-a-soccer-ball-to-peles-amusement-d17285

You would think there would be a John Adams knocking around somewhere

Shame Tammy Abraham never went on loan to Lincoln

Burney
10-27-2020, 10:08 AM
You think there would be a Gerry/Jerry Ford but I can't find one. I did find one of Ford with Pele

https://nara.getarchive.net/media/president-gerald-r-ford-juggling-a-soccer-ball-to-peles-amusement-d17285

You would think there would be a John Adams knocking around somewhere

Shame Tammy Abraham never went on loan to Lincoln

I'm amazed there's never been a John Adams. Nearest I found was this sad story

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/feb/27/jean-pierre-adams-footballer-coma

And you'd think there'd be an Andrew Jackson somewhere, too. And a John Kennedy.

Generally, what looking at a list of US Presidents tells you, though, is that US presidents generally have bloody weird names.

Luis Anaconda
10-27-2020, 10:12 AM
I'm amazed there's never been a John Adams. Nearest I found was this sad story

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/feb/27/jean-pierre-adams-footballer-coma

And you'd think there'd be an Andrew Jackson somewhere, too. And a John Kennedy.

Generally, what looking at a list of US Presidents tells you, though, is that US presidents generally have bloody weird names.
:( That is horrible

We could claim Quincy of course

Burney
10-27-2020, 10:20 AM
:( That is horrible

We could claim Quincy of course

Yes. Although keeping him alive for 38 years does feel a bit weird.

There's only one Quincy, la.

1205

Luis Anaconda
10-27-2020, 10:25 AM
Yes. Although keeping him alive for 38 years does feel a bit weird.

There's only one Quincy, la.

1205

Very true - a great man :bow: