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Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult
10-20-2020, 02:06 PM
Sir C and Berni blamed socialism.

GG blamed the displeasure of the Goddess Kali.

And WES blamed Aaron Ramsey.

barrybueno
10-20-2020, 03:13 PM
Sir C and Berni blamed socialism.

GG blamed the displeasure of the Goddess Kali.

And WES blamed Aaron Ramsey.

I put it to you that you are wrong Sir, the odds of this happening are 0.00002%

Sir C
10-20-2020, 03:40 PM
Sir C and Berni blamed socialism.

GG blamed the displeasure of the Goddess Kali.

And WES blamed Aaron Ramsey.

There are two issues, g.

1. No one’s tied to a desk any more.
2. There’s no proper football to be interested in.

I predict that when normality returns, Awimb will rise like a Phoenix/salmon/Typhoon on full reheat.

barrybueno
10-20-2020, 03:51 PM
There are two issues, g.

1. No one’s tied to a desk any more.
2. There’s no proper football to be interested in.

I predict that when normality returns, Awimb will rise like a Phoenix/salmon/Typhoon on full reheat.

1. It prob still happens, boss being strapped by foxy secretary
2. Agreed, it's ****ing terrible and pointless

As for normality we can only dream. I think it's gone :cry:

Pat Vegas
10-20-2020, 04:13 PM
There are two issues, g.

1. No one’s tied to a desk any more.
2. There’s no proper football to be interested in.

I predict that when normality returns, Awimb will rise like a Phoenix/salmon/Typhoon on full reheat.

I'll start posting again when I am back in the office.
Though I have to go there on Thursday to clear it out and march people to their desks to pick up their stuff. I feel powerful.

I'd like to buy a new car but the climate is putting me off though I see some are offering 12 months free job loss cover.

barrybueno
10-20-2020, 04:44 PM
I'll start posting again when I am back in the office.
Though I have to go there on Thursday to clear it out and march people to their desks to pick up their stuff. I feel powerful.

I'd like to buy a new car but the climate is putting me off though I see some are offering 12 months free job loss cover.

fm Pat you and your new cars. You do realise they last 5/10/15 years? Planet mashing mofo

Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult
10-20-2020, 04:51 PM
There are two issues, g.

1. No one’s tied to a desk any more.
2. There’s no proper football to be interested in.

I predict that when normality returns, Awimb will rise like a Phoenix/salmon/Typhoon on full reheat.

Never having worked in an office, I hadn't realised that you lot only come here to avoid doing what you're paid to do. I'd assumed you were all genuinely interested in my musings on Hindu theology and exactly how badly Rambo had been playing in Italy.

But point 2 I understand. It's all rather depressing. When we only have one more year of Ozil's wages, we've signed that Chav reject Willian for 3 years on top dollar and he's utterly useless. We have Pépé, Saka and Martinelli will be back next year, so I'd have rather had Reiss as backup 'till then and saved the money for someone who isn't a Chav agent.

Still, I admire your optimism. Your sunny disposition has cheered me up, C. Hopefully the age of Kali Yuga won't end until after we're all dead.

Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult
10-20-2020, 04:52 PM
fm Pat you and your new cars. You do realise they last 5/10/15 years? Planet mashing mofo

Well, he did say the climate was putting him off.....

barrybueno
10-20-2020, 05:00 PM
Well, he did say the climate was putting him off.....

I reckon he's a Prius loving poofta, what say you GG?

Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult
10-20-2020, 07:59 PM
I reckon he's a Prius loving poofta, what say you GG?

Wouldn't be that much of a shock, BB.

Tony C
10-20-2020, 08:17 PM
Other things as well...the switch to the new board & signing in plus the exodus of Jorge and his commie chums.

Luis Anaconda
10-21-2020, 08:18 AM
There are two issues, g.

1. No one’s tied to a desk any more.
2. There’s no proper football to be interested in.

I predict that when normality returns, Awimb will rise like a Phoenix/salmon/Typhoon on full reheat.

No one’s tied to a desk any more? Speak for yourself - I've been at my desk every working day bar 2 since March

Sir C
10-21-2020, 08:31 AM
No one’s tied to a desk any more? Speak for yourself - I've been at my desk every working day bar 2 since March

Ja, but you have ze discipline la! We're all just hiding behind the sofa.

Luis Anaconda
10-21-2020, 08:39 AM
Ja, but you have ze discipline la! We're all just hiding behind the sofa.

We have to wear masks in the corridors here at work now :( And the pubs shut at 10 last night - can't even watch the football. Thank god we kick off early tomorrow (though would have been more fun to be able to go to Vienna

Sir C
10-21-2020, 08:41 AM
We have to wear masks in the corridors here at work now :( And the pubs shut at 10 last night - can't even watch the football. Thank god we kick off early tomorrow (though would have been more fun to be able to go to Vienna

We're playing tomorrow? Honestly, it's just not right. I can't take it seriously without a crowd. :-(

Arsenal Alcoholic Review
10-21-2020, 10:11 AM
Other things as well...the switch to the new board & signing in plus the exodus of Jorge and his commie chums.

Jorge has the perfect young player to droll over now.

https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/marx-lenin/profil/spieler/371994

The name, mixed race, looks a bit gay. Cultural Marxist full house.

Pat Vegas
10-21-2020, 10:13 AM
We're playing tomorrow? Honestly, it's just not right. I can't take it seriously without a crowd. :-(

Apparently there is a limited crowd for this one.

Sir C
10-21-2020, 10:13 AM
Jorge has the perfect young player to droll over now.

https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/marx-lenin/profil/spieler/371994

The name, mixed race, looks a bit gay. Cultural Marxist full house.

That's... amazing. That's like being called Hitler Mussolini. Top marks for parenting there. :clap:

Luis Anaconda
10-21-2020, 11:10 AM
That's... amazing. That's like being called Hitler Mussolini. Top marks for parenting there. :clap:

Foot: Left - I'm not sure they had to point that out

barrybueno
10-21-2020, 11:19 AM
We're playing tomorrow? Honestly, it's just not right. I can't take it seriously without a crowd. :-(

Just reading about the planned European Super League or whatever shít it's called. What with no crowds, kneeling/BLM bull**** and the general greed of clubs I think it's time to tap out, shame really as I love my footie. Oh well I'll always have snooker, darts and a spalsh of cricket :-)

Sir C
10-21-2020, 12:09 PM
Just reading about the planned European Super League or whatever shít it's called. What with no crowds, kneeling/BLM bull**** and the general greed of clubs I think it's time to tap out, shame really as I love my footie. Oh well I'll always have snooker, darts and a spalsh of cricket :-)

Also, lager. Never forget the lager.