Ozil to pay Goonersauri* wages. {*2nd decl. gen. s., no?}

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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-8810985/Mesut-Ozil-offers-pay-Gunnersaurus-salary-Arsenal-sacked-staff-member-costume.html

Look, obv it's great if one man keeps his job for another year.

But wasn't everything so much easier in the old days before the interweb drove all of humanity mad?

[Arsenal Alcoholic Review]

Smart ploy from his agent. Refuse to take the 20% paycut the rest of team did over covid that would be worth millions but instead give an hrs wages to cover this bloke for the publicity.