Horses' teeth are amazing.

[Sir C]

They're ****ing massive and there's loads of them. wd God.

[Arsenal Alcoholic Review]

Very tickly on the balls.

[Luis Anaconda]

They're ****ing massive and there's loads of them. wd God.

Do they have equine dentists - must make a fortune

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

They're ****ing massive and there's loads of them. wd God.

C, I thought you got your horseys free.

You're not meant to look a gift horse in the teeth, you know. Perhaps you should apologise by giving them each a carrot?

[Tony C]

Good teeth are most important for the modern racehorse...ensures they digest their food correctly.

Have you given them the Guinness and Egg Yolk after dinner treat as yet?

Many a derby winner had this the night before the big day. I tried it once and my tummy started rumbling within 10 minutes...I guess it has a different effect for horsies.

[barrybueno]

Good teeth are most important for the modern racehorse...ensures they digest their food correctly.

Have you given them the Guinness and Egg Yolk after dinner treat as yet?

Many a derby winner had this the night before the big day. I tried it once and my tummy started rumbling within 10 minutes...I guess it has a different effect for horsies.

:hehe: Tbf it did make you run really fast, only to the :toilet: though.

[Sir C]

Do they have equine dentists - must make a fortune

:nod: We got the top man in. He told us all about the evolution of the horse's digestive system. Fascinating stuff.

[IUFG2]

:nod: We got the top man in. He told us all about the evolution of the horse's digestive system. Fascinating stuff.

They eat grass and sugar lumps. What's to evolve?





Can you still get sugar lumps?

[Sir C]

They eat grass and sugar lumps. What's to evolve?





Can you still get sugar lumps?

They're currently on an ad hoc forage diet, plus breakfast and dinner. Each meal contains 11 different elements, including meadow nuts, various supplements, chaff, apple cider vinegar and turnmeric.

My wife is three parts mental.

[Sir C]

C, I thought you got your horseys free.

You're not meant to look a gift horse in the teeth, you know. Perhaps you should apologise by giving them each a carrot?

They each have two apples and two large carrots per day, g. As treats, like. The glw insists that these treats are organic, naturally.

[redgunamo]

Sadly, yes, they do.


Do they have equine dentists - must make a fortune