How the f*ck is this place still going?

[Monty92]

:hehe:

So anyway, I'm getting two kittens.

Charlie and Lola.

That's my news - what's yours?

[IUFG]

That's my news - what's yours?

Fúck knows. The cost of keeping it going must far outstrip the revenue it brings.

I'm thinking of getting a new car. That's it.

Boring innit...

[Burney]

:hehe:

So anyway, I'm getting two kittens.

Charlie and Lola.

That's my news - what's yours?

I've been working my arse off doing three people's jobs and have been promoted. So that's nice.

[IUFG]

I've been working my arse off doing three people's jobs and have been promoted. So that's nice.

Promoted due to redundancies you oversaw?

Nice work, b :thumbup:

[Burney]

Promoted due to redundancies you oversaw?

Nice work, b :thumbup:

:hehe: I wish that were completely untrue.

[WES]

:hehe:

So anyway, I'm getting two kittens.

Charlie and Lola.

That's my news - what's yours?

I have left my large American bank and am now working for Les Francais. So far I have only positive things to say about them. They’re nicer, less aggressive and each and every one of them takes all of August off for hols. :hehe:

Oh and my French is improving.

[Sir C]

:hehe:

So anyway, I'm getting two kittens.

Charlie and Lola.

That's my news - what's yours?

What sort of kittens, m? Bred or rescue? Do you know how to be a responsible cat owner? Hmm?

I’ve been ‘working’ remotely’, which mainly means going riding or taking my ponies for walks. I like this new life.

[Sir C]

Fúck knows. The cost of keeping it going must far outstrip the revenue it brings.

I'm thinking of getting a new car. That's it.

Boring innit...

Don’t buy a **** one i. If you want to finance a car PM me. I have a man who will do you a quite remarkable deal.

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

:hehe:

So anyway, I'm getting two kittens.

Charlie and Lola.

That's my news - what's yours?

Had a K-sesh with some old mates for 2 days and then made fillet steak tartare for lunch to sober up. But can't get to India or France cos of this ****ing virus.

What are the cats? i.e. type, colour?

[IUFG]

Don’t buy a **** one i. If you want to finance a car PM me. I have a man who will do you a quite remarkable deal.

I shall pay cash (plus trade in), sc, but thank you for your kind offer.


Is there such a thing as a **** car anymore? Not counting Range Rovers, of course.

[Sir C]

I shall pay cash (plus trade in), sc, but thank you for your kind offer.


Is there such a thing as a **** car anymore? Not counting Range Rovers, of course.

There are some deeply **** cars, I. They are called 'Peugeot', 'Citroen' and 'Tesla'.

Which car are you thinking of buying, i?

[IUFG]

There are some deeply **** cars, I. They are called 'Peugeot', 'Citroen' and 'Tesla'.

Which car are you thinking of buying, i?

I am thinking of the new Octavia, sc. I'm not a badge snob when it comes to cars.
I need a decent size car, a fair bit of performance and reasonable fuel economy. It ticks boxes.
But I am going to wait for the vRS variants to be released.
2.0 petrol would be first choice. Though there is a hybrid electric too :rubchin:

They generally get great write ups tbf...

The Superb 280 is a lovely car, but too big. And very thirsty.

[barrybueno]

I am thinking of the new Octavia, sc. I'm not a badge snob when it comes to cars.
I need a decent size car, a fair bit of performance and reasonable fuel economy. It ticks boxes.
But I am going to wait for the vRS variants to be released.
2.0 petrol would be first choice. Though there is a hybrid electric too :rubchin:

They generally get great write ups tbf...

The Superb 280 is a lovely car, but too big. And very thirsty.

What's a '****' car guys?

[Sir C]

What's a '****' car guys?

shít sh1t schit

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

:hehe:

So anyway, I'm getting two kittens.

Charlie and Lola.

That's my news - what's yours?

start running up vet's bills (your going to nonce them aren't you?)

[Pat Vegas]

You can tell things are bad when I don't even post anymore.

[Sir C]

I am thinking of the new Octavia, sc. I'm not a badge snob when it comes to cars.
I need a decent size car, a fair bit of performance and reasonable fuel economy. It ticks boxes.
But I am going to wait for the vRS variants to be released.
2.0 petrol would be first choice. Though there is a hybrid electric too :rubchin:

They generally get great write ups tbf...

The Superb 280 is a lovely car, but too big. And very thirsty.

I'm a great fan of the Skoda, i. Enjoy.

[Burney]

I'm a great fan of the Skoda, i. Enjoy.

I loved my Octavia. Never gave me a minute's trouble and had a splendid boot.
I must say the Superb is rather palatial inside. I haven't had a chance to look at its boot, though.

[IUFG]

I must say the Superb is rather palatial inside. I haven't had a chance to look at its boot, though.

Fúcking huge, b.

Cavernous with the seats down.

276 of your horse powers.

4 wheel-drive.

Thirstier than Oliver Reed.

[Burney]

Fúcking huge, b.

Cavernous with the seats down.

276 of your horse powers.

4 wheel-drive.

Thirstier than Oliver Reed.

Yes, I was driven somewhere from an airport in one. I was highly impressed. I didn't consider anything so vulgar as fuel efficiency.

[IUFG]

I didn't consider anything so vulgar as fuel efficiency.

one only considers this when they are personally shovelling a small fortune into it every week...

[Ash]

That's my news - what's yours?

First they took my freedom.
Then they took my job.
Then they took my dignity.

And the other week the mayor threatened to take away the damned fresh air as well.

On the plus side I got a free six month MOT thanks to the lockdown so the trusty old steed, Shadowfax, got to stay out of the dog food factory. 16 years old now. And it still plays gramophone records.

[barrybueno]

shít sh1t schit

Gotcha C. That's all I ever buy. Apart from my 1.9 GTI and my MR2 Turbo :-D

[TheCurly]

Company where I work shut for 2 days :-(
Seriously thinking of announcing i have the heebeejeebees to get some time off.I'm a grandfather now you know.