Is that the fastest goal from someone on their arsenal debut?

[Pat Vegas]

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[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

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Freddie vs UTD c.'99, I reckon. Scored with his 2nd touch.

[Arsenal Alcoholic Review]

I think Jason Crowe has the record for fastest red.

[Luis Anaconda]

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Eddie scored with his first touch against Norwich (came on in the 85th scored in the 85th :yikes: )
Laca scored after two minutes of his debut against Leicester
Cedric was on for four minutes before he scored
Freddie had been on the pitch five minutes before he scored against United

[WES]

Eddie scored with his first touch against Norwich (came on in the 85th scored in the 85th :yikes: )
Laca scored after two minutes of his debut against Leicester
Cedric was on for four minutes before he scored
Freddie had been on the pitch five minutes before he scored against United

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Note that this was required due to the absence of Steve Williams

[Pat Vegas]

Eddie scored with his first touch against Norwich (came on in the 85th scored in the 85th :yikes: )
Laca scored after two minutes of his debut against Leicester
Cedric was on for four minutes before he scored
Freddie had been on the pitch five minutes before he scored against United

Thanks LA, in light of this information Cedric OUT!

[Luis Anaconda]

:redcard: pervert

Note that this was required due to the absence of Steve Williams

wd W - I think standards have to be maintained

[Burney]

Thanks LA, in light of this information Cedric OUT!

Have we ever had a Cedric before? We must've done back in the 20s or 30s. Everyone was called Cedric, Ted or Albert back then.

[Pat Vegas]

Have we ever had a Cedric before? We must've done back in the 20s or 30s. Everyone was called Cedric, Ted or Albert back then.

Not that I can see, But we did have a Daniel Le Roux in the 50s

[Pat Vegas]

wd W - I think standards have to be maintained

Cedric also now already has as many league goals for Arsenal than what he had in 120 games for Southampton.

[Sir C]

Cedric also now already has as many league goals for Arsenal than what he had in 120 games for Southampton.

Have we borrowed him or is he properly ours, f? Because, and I'll tell you this for free, we need a right back. Our current fellow is crocked. :-(

[Pat Vegas]

Have we borrowed him or is he properly ours, f? Because, and I'll tell you this for free, we need a right back. Our current fellow is crocked. :-(

He's ours now, As is the other chap Mari,

[Luis Anaconda]

Have we ever had a Cedric before? We must've done back in the 20s or 30s. Everyone was called Cedric, Ted or Albert back then.

We had one a few years back - promising youth player but didn't make the first team. Can't remember his surname. When I think of Cedric I always think of the Raccoons. Terrible cartoon that was always on on a Saturday morning

[Sir C]

He's ours now, As is the other chap Mari,

I know nothing of this Mari, f.

[Tony C]

There was a bit yesterday when Bellend knocked the ball past a Norwich defender and attempted to sprint past him but gave up after a couple of strides.

The lad has lost his pace and acceleration.

Grim

So young too...you only see that with players in their 30s

That’s Veganism for you...

[Burney]

We had one a few years back - promising youth player but didn't make the first team. Can't remember his surname. When I think of Cedric I always think of the Raccoons. Terrible cartoon that was always on on a Saturday morning

I remember it. One of the characters had a nose that looked like a penís.

[Burney]

There was a bit yesterday when Bellend knocked the ball past a Norwich defender and attempted to sprint past him but gave up after a couple of strides.

The lad has lost his pace and acceleration.

Grim

So young too...you only see that with players in their 30s

That’s Veganism for you...

We should have sacked him when he turned gay, started going on about Corbyn and talked about running up his own trousers.

[IUFG]

Eddie scored with his first touch against Norwich (came on in the 85th scored in the 85th :yikes: )
Laca scored after two minutes of his debut against Leicester
Cedric was on for four minutes before he scored
Freddie had been on the pitch five minutes before he scored against United

Graham Rix scored with his first touch v Lester in 1977. First few minutes of the match, but I can't found the time of the goal anywhere.

LA, do your thing...

[IUFG]

We had one a few years back - promising youth player but didn't make the first team. Can't remember his surname. When I think of Cedric I always think of the Raccoons. Terrible cartoon that was always on on a Saturday morning

Cedric Itonga

1998-1999

[Pat Vegas]

Cedric Itonga

1998-1999

:-( he only lived one year. RIP

[Burney]

:-( he only lived one year. RIP

:-( Damn Wenger and his penchant for signing tiny players!

[IUFG]

:-( he only lived one year. RIP

his name is in the yoot squad listed in the Arsenal v Derby programme from that season.

along with Niccolo Galli :cry:

I'm not sure if Cedric is dead, but Niccolo certainly is

[Burney]

his name is in the yoot squad listed in the Arsenal v Derby programme from that season.

along with Niccolo Galli :cry:

I'm not sure if Cedric is dead, but Niccolo certainly is

That's what you get for being an Italian moped w@nker, I'm afraid. Evens he wasn't wearing a helmet and was sexually harassing someone at the time.

It certainly doesn't compare to JAR immolating himself in a giant fireball while driving a supercar at 150 mph - the dozy little pikey.

[barrybueno]

v Lester in 1977. First few minutes of the match, but I can't found the time of the goal anywhere.

LA, do your thing...

'Graham Rix scored with his first touch' Something very sinister about those words :hehe:

[IUFG]

'Graham Rix scored with his first touch' Something very sinister about those words :hehe:

vg, b :hehe:

[Luis Anaconda]

Cedric Itonga

1998-1999

Nice work, iufg