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Burney
04-24-2020, 08:57 AM
called thing last night. I presume it was the noisome turd of gigantic dimensions everyone thought it would be?

IUFG
04-24-2020, 09:00 AM
called thing last night. I presume it was the noisome turd of gigantic dimensions everyone thought it would be?

No. Not never I won't, b.

I'm rewatching Breaking Bad.

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/43/432113260e80416eb59d7e7b243f596f77d95ae3ac18f068e0 177d27d2a148a9.jpg

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Burney
04-24-2020, 09:05 AM
No. Not never I won't, b.

I'm rewatching Breaking Bad.

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/43/432113260e80416eb59d7e7b243f596f77d95ae3ac18f068e0 177d27d2a148a9.jpg

:cloud9:

Spoiler alert, ffs!

Fring's ain't what they used to be.

IUFG
04-24-2020, 09:06 AM
Spoiler alert, ffs!

Fring's ain't what they used to be.

There's a lot more humour in it, 2nd time round...

Burney
04-24-2020, 09:08 AM
There's a lot more humour in it, 2nd time round...

Do you want to kick his awful wife in the **** as much the second time around? God, I hated her!

Herbert Augustus Chapman
04-24-2020, 09:09 AM
called thing last night. I presume it was the noisome turd of gigantic dimensions everyone thought it would be?

A rhetorical question I assume b, how could it have been anything else? Anything involving Lenny Henry will be ghastly. One of my pet peeves is comedians who are always photographed pulling their matey, blokey cheeky chappy funny face. You have my assurances that he is a deeply unpleasant c'unt.

IUFG
04-24-2020, 09:10 AM
Do you want to kick his awful wife in the **** as much the second time around? God, I hated her!

They are, on reflection, as bad as each other, tbf

Burney
04-24-2020, 09:13 AM
A rhetorical question I assume b, how could it have been anything else? Anything involving Lenny Henry will be ghastly. One of my pet peeves is comedians who are always photographed pulling their matey, blokey cheeky chappy funny face. You have my assurances that he is a deeply unpleasant c'unt.

I hate him for having written his best character ever out of the history of Tiswas. Winston the rastafarian who ate condensed milk sandwiches and said OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! was my favourite thing about Tiswas as a kid and now, just because he thinks it might have been a bit racist, it never even gets a mention.
Instead, they always repeat the bits where he was Trevor McDoughnut. Fúck Trevor McDoughnut.

Burney
04-24-2020, 09:13 AM
They are, on reflection, as bad as each other, tbf

Oh, I always liked Walter. I thought people should have just let him get on with it and stopped being dicks.

Herbert Augustus Chapman
04-24-2020, 09:18 AM
I hate him for having written his best character ever out of the history of Tiswas. Winston the rastafarian who ate condensed milk sandwiches and said OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! was my favourite thing about Tiswas as a kid and now, just because he thinks it might have been a bit racist, it never even gets a mention.
Instead, they always repeat the bits where he was Trevor McDoughnut. Fúck Trevor McDoughnut.

only ever managed two minutes of Tiswas at a time before the sight that girls enormous great big fabulous, pendulous big bouncy titties would force me to seek privacy.

Burney
04-24-2020, 09:22 AM
only ever managed two minutes of Tiswas at a time before the sight that girls enormous great big fabulous, pendulous big bouncy titties would force me to seek privacy.

I take it you mean Sally James? Sadly, I was too young for self-abuse in those days.

1185

Herbert Augustus Chapman
04-24-2020, 09:27 AM
I take it you mean Sally James? Sadly, I was too young for self-abuse in those days.

1185

Oh I was in my pomp.

Luis Anaconda
04-24-2020, 10:49 AM
Oh I was in my pomp.

Speaking of in her pomp and your, em, habits, did you see that pic of Nigella as a 21year-old

Burney
04-24-2020, 10:56 AM
Speaking of in her pomp and your, em, habits, did you see that pic of Nigella as a 21year-old

I've always got the impression that herb's sexual obsession with Nigella is based more on the older, more buxom and generally 'fruitier' Nigella rather than the younger, slimmer and more winsome version.

Luis Anaconda
04-24-2020, 11:17 AM
I've always got the impression that herb's sexual obsession with Nigella is based more on the older, more buxom and generally 'fruitier' Nigella rather than the younger, slimmer and more winsome version.

Yes, I was wondering whether it would confuse him Might not take much to do that, tbf

barrybueno
04-24-2020, 11:28 AM
Yes, I was wondering whether it would confuse him Might not take much to do that, tbf

I think as long as he can imagine a great big unkempt hairy clunge he wouldn't mind either version. #TerryWaitesgarden

Herbert Augustus Chapman
04-24-2020, 11:55 AM
Yes, I was wondering whether it would confuse him Might not take much to do that, tbf

Berni is correct. Nigella achieved a quite intoxicating perfection at around age forty