The bat eaters aren't very good at this disinformation business, are they?

[Burney]

Upon finally realising that nobody believes their death toll basically just stopped increasing a month or so ago, they have today put up their deaths by EXACTLY 50%. :hehe:

[IUFG]

Upon finally realising that nobody believes their death toll basically just stopped increasing a month or so ago, they have today put up their deaths by EXACTLY 50%. :hehe:

I'm sure I read somewhere, weeks ago, that the real bodycount was around 40,000 in China.

They must be using the same abacus as Diane and Priti.

[Burney]

I'm sure I read somewhere, weeks ago, that the real bodycount was around 40,000 in China.

They must be using the same abacus as Diane and Priti.

I would be amazed if it's that low.

[Sir C]

I would be amazed if it's that low.

Some sciencey fellow on twitter reckons they’ve lost 2 million. He might be mental though.

[Burney]

Some sciencey fellow on twitter reckons they’ve lost 2 million. He might be mental though.

Well there's a few billion of the cun+s, so given what we know about the mortality rate of this disease, 2 million sounds reasonable.

[Sir C]

Well there's a few billion of the cun+s, so given what we know about the mortality rate of this disease, 2 million sounds reasonable.

Sweeping 30,000 corpses under the carpet is one thing b, but 2 million? That’s an awful lot of grieving relatives to keep quiet.

[Luis Anaconda]

Sweeping 30,000 corpses under the carpet is one thing b, but 2 million? That’s an awful lot of grieving relatives to keep quiet.

But that is one thing they are very good at

[IUFG]

Sweeping 30,000 corpses under the carpet is one thing b, but 2 million? That’s an awful lot of grieving relatives to keep quiet.

they've probably used the relatives as fuel at power stations.

[Burney]

Sweeping 30,000 corpses under the carpet is one thing b, but 2 million? That’s an awful lot of grieving relatives to keep quiet.

Across a huge country with a population of 1.4 billion people, though. 2 million deaths in that context doesn't mean them piling up in the streets, it just means a similar proportional spike as other countries have seen. Also, I think you underestimate just how effective and all-pervasive the Chinese security state is.

[Sir C]

But that is one thing they are very good at

Other things they are good at:

Spare ribs in brown gloop.
Balls in fluorescent gloop.
Noodles, with or without bat.

Also, their little yellow women are sometimes extremely cute.

On balance, 7 out of 10, would recommend.

[Luis Anaconda]

Other things they are good at:

Spare ribs in brown gloop.
Balls in fluorescent gloop.
Noodles, with or without bat.

Also, their little yellow women are sometimes extremely cute.

On balance, 7 out of 10, would recommend.

Ah - reminds of the five young women who ran the Sisters bar just outside the campus of the University of Guangzhou. Every single one a cutie

[Burney]

Other things they are good at:

Spare ribs in brown gloop.
Balls in fluorescent gloop.
Noodles, with or without bat.

Also, their little yellow women are sometimes extremely cute.

On balance, 7 out of 10, would recommend.

I have foresworn Chinese food forever in protest at all this. We cannot allow their cultural hegemony to progress any further. Never again will Wok-U-Like receive any custom from me.

[Pokster]

Upon finally realising that nobody believes their death toll basically just stopped increasing a month or so ago, they have today put up their deaths by EXACTLY 50%. :hehe:

21 million mobile phone accounts have become inactive in China.....hmmmmm

[Burney]

21 million mobile phone accounts have become inactive in China.....hmmmmm

:nod: In a country where you basically have to have a mobile phone by law.

[barrybueno]

I'm sure I read somewhere, weeks ago, that the real bodycount was around 40,000 in China.

They must be using the same abacus as Diane and Priti.

I'd be shocked if it isn't north of 100k tbh

[Tony C]

Upon finally realising that nobody believes their death toll basically just stopped increasing a month or so ago, they have today put up their deaths by EXACTLY 50%. :hehe:

Obviously forgot about all the people with their doors and windows welded shut.

[barrybueno]

Obviously forgot about all the people with their doors and windows welded shut.

:hehe: I remember seeing those pics, shirley that weren't for reels?

[Burney]

:hehe: I remember seeing those pics, shirley that weren't for reels?

The Chinese are not a sentimental race, bb.

[barrybueno]

The Chinese are not a sentimental race, bb.

Hehe. Billions of expendable 5ft robots. Oh well that's communism for you :shrug: