Home office preparing for a tighter lockdown from Thursday onwards

[Pokster]

No going out, even for exercise. No shopping trips unless really essential. Stay in doors..... this is for the BH weekend

[barrybueno]

No going out, even for exercise. No shopping trips unless really essential. Stay in doors..... this is for the BH weekend

This is when the 'riots' begin. Will I get shot if I attempt to buy some beer?

[Burney]

This is when the 'riots' begin. Will I get shot if I attempt to buy some beer?

You'll be fine as long as you buy some supposed 'necessity' like bread or whatever with it, b. :shrood:

[Luis Anaconda]

This is when the 'riots' begin. Will I get shot if I attempt to buy some beer?

Yes, yes you will

[Burney]

No going out, even for exercise. No shopping trips unless really essential. Stay in doors..... this is for the BH weekend

Sauce?

Also, I'm extremely dubious about their ability to impose any such regime.

[Luis Anaconda]

You'll be fine as long as you buy some supposed 'necessity' like bread or whatever with it, b. :shrood:

Are Easter Eggs a necessity now it is actually Easter Week - I think we should be told

[Just Trent]

This is when the 'riots' begin. Will I get shot if I attempt to buy some beer?

I need some extra Lego bricks. Might have to sneak off to the dealer round the corner.

[Burney]

Are Easter Eggs a necessity now it is actually Easter Week - I think we should be told

I'm pretty sure you go to Hell if you don't eat chocolate at Easter, la. :-(

[barrybueno]

You'll be fine as long as you buy some supposed 'necessity' like bread or whatever with it, b. :shrood:

Like it B. Some milk too, that'll confuse the Feds.

[barrybueno]

Yes, yes you will

Oh well, San Miguel is worth dying for imo

[Luis Anaconda]

Oh well, San Miguel is worth dying for imo
I'd rather have Corona - and I do mean the virus

[Luis Anaconda]

I'm pretty sure you go to Hell if you don't eat chocolate at Easter, la. :-(

Thanks b - I was sure our Catholic beliefs would come in handy some day

[barrybueno]

I'd rather have Corona - and I do mean the virus

Oh LA. I am disappoint. :-( I feel sad now, I think I'm going to cry :cry:

[Arsenal Alcoholic Review]

With the reaction to all this you can see now why all those ghastly Stalinist despots used to get crowds of starving people cheering on their dear leaders as they were given a loaf of bread to do the week.

[Tony C]

Do they even have enough cells to deal with the arrests they will have to make?

Lol Imagine being arrested and stuck overnight 5 man in a cell.

[Pokster]

Sauce?

Also, I'm extremely dubious about their ability to impose any such regime.

Wife's friend works for the home office,she has just been making the video that will be released with it

[Luis Anaconda]

Wife's friend works for the home office,she has just been making the video that will be released with it

PIC? We still have standards, p

[Pokster]

PIC? We still have standards, p

you would.

[Sir C]

No going out, even for exercise. No shopping trips unless really essential. Stay in doors..... this is for the BH weekend

Am I allowed out into the garden?

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Am I allowed out into the garden?

proletariat a garden c. That won't fool my mensheviks for a moment when they arrive to pay you out.

Are those sweet little ponies OK btw?

[barrybueno]

you would.

We need the pic! In her office attire if possible. You know, heels, stockings, glasses etc

[Maravilloso Marvo]

you would.

This is no way to speak of your wife P. I mean, I know we all would, most of us have, but let's show her a little respect.

[Sir C]

proletariat a garden c. That won't fool my mensheviks for a moment when they arrive to pay you out.

Are those sweet little ponies OK btw?

That’s the back paddock, h. The gardens are complete,y different.

They are very well, thank you. Losing their winter coats now, so they’re having lots of grooming.

Once this is all over I’d love you to come and meet them. You could take a look at the bath, as well - it seems to be draining quite slowly.

[barrybueno]

That’s the back paddock, h. The gardens are complete,y different.

They are very well, thank you. Losing their winter coats now, so they’re having lots of grooming.

Once this is all over I’d love you to come and meet them. You could take a look at the bath, as well - it seems to be draining quite slowly.

Plunge the hell out of that mofo C. I'll pop round and do it if you like. I fúcking love plunging, can't wait until my sink needs doing again.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

That’s the back paddock, h. The gardens are complete,y different.

They are very well, thank you. Losing their winter coats now, so they’re having lots of grooming.

Once this is all over I’d love you to come and meet them. You could take a look at the bath, as well - it seems to be draining quite slowly.

And I would be honoured to come c. I'll give your heating system a thorough health check too and give your wife's plumbing a damn good seeing to ( she doesn't go in for all this hair removal nonsense does he?)

[Pokster]

This is no way to speak of your wife P. I mean, I know we all would, most of us have, but let's show her a little respect.

Saves me a job

[dismalswamp]

Should they attempt this, now is the time to resist. The lockdown is killing people, we should be out and about creating immunity.
****s.

[Rich]

No going out, even for exercise. No shopping trips unless really essential. Stay in doors..... this is for the BH weekend

Does tin foil count? I need to get some to create a hat. Hopefully it will protect me from the 5G laser-beams.

[Luis Anaconda]

Does tin foil count? I need to get some to create a hat. Hopefully it will protect me from the 5G laser-beams.

Can't you prescribe yourself some - should be allowed if it is for medical reasons