I don't have a garden

[Pat Vegas]

am I allowed to go outside for a smoke?

I just pretend I am going to the car to do something.

[Sir C]

am I allowed to go outside for a smoke?

I just pretend I am going to the car to do something.

You moved to the ‘burbs but didn’t get a garden? Doesn’t that kind of negate the point?

[Billy Goat Sverige]

You moved to the ‘burbs but didn’t get a garden? Doesn’t that kind of negate the point?

You don’t really get much of a garden in that neck of the woods anyway. They’re mostly 30m2 concrete jungles with 6ft fences all the way around. ****ing pointless.

[Pat Vegas]

You moved to the ‘burbs but didn’t get a garden? Doesn’t that kind of negate the point?

One step at a time Sir C,

I recieved the Boris letter from Downing Street just now. No wonder he's knackered if he had to sign 27.6 million letters.

[IUFG]

am I allowed to go outside for a smoke?

I just pretend I am going to the car to do something.

knock it on the head, f.

That said, I stopped in the late 90s and still miss it after I've had a couple of pints.

then again... https://metro.co.uk/2020/04/03/smokers-14-times-likely-develop-severe-coronavirus-symptoms-12505467/

[barrybueno]

am I allowed to go outside for a smoke?

I just pretend I am going to the car to do something.

How is this even possible, do you live in a tower block? :-(

[Pat Vegas]

How is this even possible, do you live in a tower block? :-(

I have a flat in a small block of 6 flats, in a quiet cul-de-sac.

[barrybueno]

I have a flat in a small block of 6 flats, in a quiet cul-de-sac.

Same here (although I'm 1 of 8) Car park at the front and small communal garden at the rear. Can't believe they haven't even given you guys that :-\