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Pat Vegas
04-03-2020, 08:32 AM
and those adverts on the radio/tv for supermarkets, banks, being all soft spoken and thanking people in the most simplified school teacher voice. :furious:

barrybueno
04-03-2020, 08:42 AM
and those adverts on the radio/tv for supermarkets, banks, being all soft spoken and thanking people in the most simplified school teacher voice. :furious:

Don't worry Pat, when this blows over we'll soon be back to the selfish, pull the ladder up fúck you world we're all used to :cloud9:

Pat Vegas
04-03-2020, 08:44 AM
Don't worry Pat, when this blows over we'll soon be back to the selfish, pull the ladder up fúck you world we're all used to :cloud9:

Thank god,

Burney
04-03-2020, 08:46 AM
Don't worry Pat, when this blows over we'll soon be back to the selfish, pull the ladder up fúck you world we're all used to :cloud9:

People with a spare room full of bog roll and enough pasta to feed an army simpering about 'togetherness' and 'being kind'. Fúck that. C@nts.

Billy Goat Sverige
04-03-2020, 08:49 AM
People with a spare room full of bog roll and enough pasta to feed an army simpering about 'togetherness' and 'being kind'. Fúck that. C@nts.

Yeah. Most of the people hanging out their windows clapping the NHS workers are the ones who bought up everything at the supermarkets while they’re all at work. Ridicules.

Luis Anaconda
04-03-2020, 08:55 AM
People with a spare room full of bog roll and enough pasta to feed an army simpering about 'togetherness' and 'being kind'. Fúck that. C@nts.

I was thinking about this yesterday - the toilet paper companies will make a killing at the moment but are going to be in **** (pun intended) as no one will need to buy any for six months once this has all ended

Burney
04-03-2020, 09:00 AM
I was thinking about this yesterday - the toilet paper companies will make a killing at the moment but are going to be in **** (pun intended) as no one will need to buy any for six months once this has all ended

To be fair, I imagine they've factored the fact that people aren't actually going to be shítting any more than usual into their projections.

Unless there's a cholera outbreak, of course. I'm ruling nothing out.

Pat Vegas
04-03-2020, 09:36 AM
To be fair, I imagine they've factored the fact that people aren't actually going to be shítting any more than usual into their projections.

Unless there's a cholera outbreak, of course. I'm ruling nothing out.

I sitll think once we do go back to somewhat normal something else horrendous will happen like a big allan attack.
they must be getting bored too.

Burney
04-03-2020, 09:42 AM
I sitll think once we do go back to somewhat normal something else horrendous will happen like a big allan attack.
they must be getting bored too.

It can't be easy to wage jihad when you're not allowed out.

Pat Vegas
04-03-2020, 09:43 AM
It can't be easy to wage jihad when you're not allowed out.

I have an image of a bloke swishing a knife about on london bridge but there is nobody there. just the sound of swishing and then he goes home.

Burney
04-03-2020, 09:49 AM
I have an image of a bloke swishing a knife about on london bridge but there is nobody there. just the sound of swishing and then he goes home.

Talking of allans, I see that a funeral took place in Birmingham yesterday that was attended by hundreds of them - including the local MP, who says he intends to attend more. This in the community that is wildly over-represented in the death figures.

https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-news/police-called-up-100-mourners-18028561

Meanwhile the rest of the country is burying its dead attended by a maximum of five people.

Fúckssake.

barrybueno
04-03-2020, 09:59 AM
I have an image of a bloke swishing a knife about on london bridge but there is nobody there. just the sound of swishing and then he goes home.

If an allan swishes a knife about and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound :rubchin:

IUFG
04-03-2020, 10:26 AM
If an allan swishes a knife about and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound :rubchin:

fúck your philosophy, b, here's the science.

No. Sound is the sensation excited in the ear when the air or other medium is set in motion.

Burney
04-03-2020, 10:47 AM
fúck your philosophy, b, here's the science.

No. Sound is the sensation excited in the ear when the air or other medium is set in motion.

Your mum likes to be excited in the ear.

barrybueno
04-03-2020, 10:52 AM
Your mum likes to be excited in the ear.

You dropped an 'r' there B...

Burney
04-03-2020, 10:58 AM
You dropped an 'r' there B...

:hehe: That was taken as read, bb.