if you run out of bog roll simply learn from our oldest friend the dog. When he

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

pinches out a loaf he just pushes his arse'ole outwards, keeps everything up and out of the way, and if there is any mess he's round his own back doors with his big sloppy tongue and it's job done.

If you can't reach, just get yer missus to do it ( they love it).

[barrybueno]

pinches out a loaf he just pushes his arse'ole outwards, keeps everything up and out of the way, and if there is any mess he's round his own back doors with his big sloppy tongue and it's job done.

If you can't reach, just get yer missus to do it ( they love it).

I haven't got a missus H but if your one loves it then...

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

I haven't got a missus H but if your one loves it then...

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[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

pinches out a loaf he just pushes his arse'ole outwards, keeps everything up and out of the way, and if there is any mess he's round his own back doors with his big sloppy tongue and it's job done.

If you can't reach, just get yer missus to do it ( they love it).

I thought from the title you were suggesting wiping your årse with a Labrador puppy as those Andrex ads always implied.