When will we get around to properly vilifying the Chinks over this?

[WES]

I appreciate that our current focus needs to be on controlling the virus first, and looking for retribution later.

But I - for one - will not accept anything other than a full scale Chinky witch hunt when this thing starts to subside.

I'm talking about suing them blind, insisting on grovelling public apologies, military threats and a general attitude of superiority that could involve the use of the words 'savages', 'uncivilised', 'backward' and possibly even 'sub-human'.

This has been such a ball ache that we need to vent properly. :nod:

[Pokster]

I appreciate that our current focus needs to be on controlling the virus first, and looking for retribution later.

But I - for one - will not accept anything other than a full scale Chinky witch hunt when this thing starts to subside.

I'm talking about suing them blind, insisting on grovelling public apologies, military threats and a general attitude of superiority that could involve the use of the words 'savages', 'uncivilised', 'backward' and possibly even 'sub-human'.

This has been such a ball ache that we need to vent properly. :nod:

So you've decided to repost something you first posted a few weeks ago, not like you to bring up the same points over and over again

[Sir C]

I appreciate that our current focus needs to be on controlling the virus first, and looking for retribution later.

But I - for one - will not accept anything other than a full scale Chinky witch hunt when this thing starts to subside.

I'm talking about suing them blind, insisting on grovelling public apologies, military threats and a general attitude of superiority that could involve the use of the words 'savages', 'uncivilised', 'backward' and possibly even 'sub-human'.

This has been such a ball ache that we need to vent properly. :nod:

You're in danger of sounding a little racist here.

[Monty92]

You're in danger of sounding a little racist here.

Says Awimb's Anti-Semite-in-Chief

[Sir C]

Says Awimb's Anti-Semite-in-Chief

How dare you accuse me of anti-semitism. Big-nosed blood-of-christian-baby-drinking usurer.

[Monty92]

How dare you accuse me of anti-semitism. Big-nosed blood-of-christian-baby-drinking usurer.

At least no-one can accuse us of spreading a virus through our predilection for eating exotic animal products, given how bland the diet of the average Joo is.

[Burney]

At least no-one can accuse us of spreading a virus through our predilection for eating exotic animal products, given how bland the diet of the average Joo is.

If history's anything to go by, we'll definitely find a way to blame you lot sooner or later.

[Sir C]

At least no-one can accuse us of spreading a virus through our predilection for eating exotic animal products, given how bland the diet of the average Joo is.

I made latkes last night. They were delicious. There was no apple sauce though. I'm not some sort of maniac.

[Monty92]

I made latkes last night. They were delicious. There was no apple sauce though. I'm not some sort of maniac.

Ooh that's an idea for the weekend. What did you put in them - anything sexy?

[Monty92]

If history's anything to go by, we'll definitely find a way to blame you lot sooner or later.

The missus seems very likely to have it. Had nailed on symptoms this week and has spent time in recent weeks with a friend who got sick after travelling to Milan about 3 weeks ago.

Of course, disappointingly for your rabid desire to blame the Heebs, she is - famously - a goy.

[Sir C]

Ooh that's an idea for the weekend. What did you put in them - anything sexy?

Extremely basic, just grated potato (juice squeezed out, naturally) grated onion, an egg, a tablespoon of potato flour and a gnat's cock of garlic powder. They made me crave a salt beef sandwich actually.

I miss salt beef sandwiches. There's just no jews round these parts. :-(

[Monty92]

Extremely basic, just grated potato (juice squeezed out, naturally) grated onion, an egg, a tablespoon of potato flour and a gnat's cock of garlic powder. They made me crave a salt beef sandwich actually.

I miss salt beef sandwiches. There's just no jews round these parts. :-(

Funny thing about salt beef sandwiches is that the good ones are clustered in a really steep bell curve, so you either have to go to a really modest suburban deli in an area with a large number of Jewishers, or somewhere high-end like the Harrods food court. Anywhere in between is a guarantee of mediocre at best.

[Burney]

The missus seems very likely to have it. Had nailed on symptoms this week and has spent time in recent weeks with a friend who got sick after travelling to Milan about 3 weeks ago.

Of course, disappointingly for your rabid desire to blame the Heebs, she is - famously - a goy.

To be honest, the confirmed infection figures are meaningless. The only reliable indicator of the spread of the disease are hospitalisations and deaths.

[Sir C]

Funny thing about salt beef sandwiches is that the good ones are clustered in a really steep bell curve, so you either have to go to a really modest suburban deli in an area with a large number of Jewishers, or somewhere high-end like the Harrods food court. Anywhere in between is a guarantee of mediocre at best.

:nod: The Brass Rail at Delsfridges is reliable, but the best I've ever eaten used to be at a little family-owned café on the Finchley Road. What was that place called now? Cohen's, or Kike's, something like that.

[Burney]

Extremely basic, just grated potato (juice squeezed out, naturally) grated onion, an egg, a tablespoon of potato flour and a gnat's cock of garlic powder. They made me crave a salt beef sandwich actually.

I miss salt beef sandwiches. There's just no jews round these parts. :-(

I made my own salt beef a few years ago. You just have to buy saltpetre, otherwise your meat will be grey and profoundly unappetising.

[Monty92]

I made my own salt beef a few years ago. You just have to buy saltpetre, otherwise your meat will be grey and profoundly unappetising.

The missus did it for a social gathering when we first got together to try and ingratiate herself with my Jewish friends. The culturally appropriating bitch.

As I recall it's about a 2-week endeavour and you have to cure it in what is technically a poisonous substance.

On a tenuously related note, did you know Bob Wilson's son-in-law died of food poisoning after eating a corned beef sandwich?

[Sir C]

I made my own salt beef a few years ago. You just have to buy saltpetre, otherwise your meat will be grey and profoundly unappetising.

Yes, I've done it a couple of times, but I came to the conclusion that it wasn't really worth the faff. And I ended up throwing away several kilos of beef. Who's going to eat a fúcking brisket's worth of salt beef?

[Burney]

The missus did it for a social gathering when we first got together to try and ingratiate herself with my Jewish friends.

As I recall it's about a 2-week endeavour and you effectively have to cure it in a poisonous substance.

On a tenuously related note, did you know Bob Wilson's son-in-law died food food poisoning after eating a corned beef sandwich?

Serves him right. Tinned corned beef is filthy stuff and not fit for human consumption. Was that the one who was married to his dead daughter? Unlucky family, that.

[Burney]

Yes, I've done it a couple of times, but I came to the conclusion that it wasn't really worth the faff. And I ended up throwing away several kilos of beef. Who's going to eat a fúcking brisket's worth of salt beef?

I would. Actually, I found the hard part was getting the right sort of bread. And I went with English mustard, which isn't traditional.

[Monty92]

Serves him right. Tinned corned beef is filthy stuff and not fit for human consumption. Was that the one who was married to his dead daughter? Unlucky family, that.

Yeah, he died in the same hospital as her :-(

If it helps redeem him in your eyes, I think it was a sandwich from Aldi.

[Sir C]

I would. Actually, I found the hard part was getting the right sort of bread. And I went with English mustard, which isn't traditional.

I've only ever had English mustard on my salt beef sandwiches. Are you suggesting there is some sort of secret jewmustard they've been hiding from me?

[Burney]

Yeah, he died in the same hospital as her :-(

If it helps redeem him in your eyes, I think it was a sandwich from Aldi.

I got injected in the eyeball at the Lister hospital. It wasn't as bad as you'd think.

[Burney]

I've only ever had English mustard on my salt beef sandwiches. Are you suggesting there is some sort of secret jewmustard they've been hiding from me?

Well I think that sort of German/Polish-type mustard is more traditional - which makes sense.