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Rich
03-11-2020, 10:56 AM
Presumably I will be entitled to some form of emergency relief?
Sir C
03-11-2020, 10:58 AM
Presumably I will be entitled to some form of emergency relief?

You'll get the bad virus, won't you?
Rich
03-11-2020, 10:59 AM
You'll get the bad virus, won't you?

Yes, as will many of us. Fortunately I am young & virile so will not even notice that I had it. You, on the other hand... Might not be so fortunate.
barrybueno
03-11-2020, 11:05 AM
Presumably I will be entitled to some form of emergency relief?

You've got a mortgage? What a peasant :hehe:
Sir C
03-11-2020, 11:08 AM
Yes, as will many of us. Fortunately I am young & virile so will not even notice that I had it. You, on the other hand... Might not be so fortunate.

Why? Why might I not be so fortunate?
barrybueno
03-11-2020, 11:22 AM
Why? Why might I not be so fortunate?

He's got you down as old C, you've had it. Written off. These NHS fúckers are brutal :-(
Rich
03-11-2020, 11:23 AM
Why? Why might I not be so fortunate?

Well, and I mean no offence by this; are a senior citizen. Your immune system is perhaps not what it once was which will lead to it spreading to your lungs. At that point it is a 50:50 chance on whether you make it.

I would hunker down beneath a tin-foil hat & wait for the vaccine, if I were you.
Sir C
03-11-2020, 11:24 AM
Well, and I mean no offence by this; are a senior citizen. Your immune system is perhaps not what it once was which will lead to it spreading to your lungs. At that point it is a 50:50 chance on whether you make it.

I would hunker down beneath a tin-foil hat & wait for the vaccine, if I were you.

You dumb ****.
Sir C
03-11-2020, 11:25 AM
He's got you down as old C, you've had it. Written off. These NHS fúckers are brutal :-(

He must be the thickest piece of shít we've ever had on here. And that's saying something.
Rich
03-11-2020, 11:25 AM
You dumb ****.

Now you appear to have taken offence. I was clear that I meant none.
Pokster
03-11-2020, 11:53 AM
Presumably I will be entitled to some form of emergency relief?

5 yr swap rates have hardly moved today so makes no difference.....they dropped like a stone on Monday though so you messed up :hehe:
Pat Vegas
03-11-2020, 11:54 AM
5 yr swap rates have hardly moved today so makes no difference.....they dropped like a stone on Monday though so you messed up :hehe:

Never fear the budget is later, we'll all be quids in whilst we still have jobs at least.