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Pat Vegas
03-10-2020, 10:21 AM
it's all kicking off at work as somebody in the ladies bog

did a big poo on the toilet seat yesterday, then later in the day a piece of toilet paper with a turd in it was found on the floor.

This morning once again someone has done a dump on the toilet seat. :sherlock:
why would someone do this?
Monty92
03-10-2020, 10:23 AM
it's all kicking off at work as somebody in the ladies bog

did a big poo on the toilet seat yesterday, then later in the day a piece of toilet paper with a turd in it was found on the floor.

This morning once again someone has done a dump on the toilet seat. :sherlock:
why would someone do this?

I had heard a rumour that, counter-intuitively, women's toilets are far worse than men's for this kind of thing.
Sir C
03-10-2020, 10:25 AM
it's all kicking off at work as somebody in the ladies bog

did a big poo on the toilet seat yesterday, then later in the day a piece of toilet paper with a turd in it was found on the floor.

This morning once again someone has done a dump on the toilet seat. :sherlock:
why would someone do this?

Are any of your employees of, shall we say, south Asian origin? In my experience the people of this region have a somewhat cavalier attitude to the disposal of human faeces.
Luis Anaconda
03-10-2020, 10:31 AM
I had heard a rumour that, counter-intuitively, women's toilets are far worse than men's for this kind of thing.

:nod: We used to get lots of emails at work about the state of the ladies loos and I've heard from people who work in bars that this is often the case too
Monty92
03-10-2020, 10:44 AM
:nod: We used to get lots of emails at work about the state of the ladies loos and I've heard from people who work in bars that this is often the case too

Is that not likely to be because women are more inclined to complain about these things? Not least because they are obligated to sit down on the nasty things regardless of the endeavour.
IUFG
03-10-2020, 12:04 PM
This morning once again someone has done a dump on the toilet seat. :sherlock:
why would someone do this?

because they are mentally ill, f.
Luis Anaconda
03-10-2020, 12:05 PM
[QUOTE=Monty92;4258097]Is that not likely to be because women are more inclined to complain about these things? Not least because they are obligated to sit down on the nasty things regardless of the endeavour.[/QUOTE
In the case of the bars it was the staff discovering the nasty (quite literally in some cases) ****. Often male staff comparing the two at the end of the night.
In the case of work, I dunno - male toilets have always been spotless. Maybe we are just a weird bunch
IUFG
03-10-2020, 12:07 PM
Are any of your employees of, shall we say, south Asian origin? In my experience the people of this region have a somewhat cavalier attitude to the disposal of human faeces.

I get someone spraying the back of a toilet as they are hovering or squatting on the seat.

A turd in the toilet paper on the floor smacks of a whackjob.
7sisters
03-10-2020, 03:43 PM
I get someone spraying the back of a toilet as they are hovering or squatting on the seat.

A turd in the toilet paper on the floor smacks of a whackjob.

We had that at our place. The women were going mental. Turned out it was the 25 stone temp bint. It’s guess work with the obese. Wouldn’t surprise me if the TV remote fell out at the same time.
Filthy fat *******s :judge:
Pat Vegas
03-11-2020, 12:39 PM
Wednesday and it's happened again.
trap 2 of the womens dump on the floor :hehe:

A welcome distraction to the usual virus talk
barrybueno
03-11-2020, 12:57 PM
Wednesday and it's happened again.
trap 2 of the womens dump on the floor :hehe:

A welcome distraction to the usual virus talk

Find the Brighton fan and you will find the culprit :judge:

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2013/may/20/brighton-excrement-crystal-palace

PS. On a related note I'm down to my last 6 bog rolls, is it time to panic? :toilet: