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Burney
02-21-2020, 11:21 AM
Strap in, lads. :hehe:
1168
Strap in, lads. :hehe:
1168
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
and for those who do not have the visual acuity of a fúcking hawk...https://www.derbyshiretimes.co.uk/news/people/chesterfield-mum-feared-shed-die-after-getting-trapped-under-her-bed-13-hours-1764960
Burney
02-21-2020, 11:39 AM
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
and for those who do not have the visual acuity of a fúcking hawk...https://www.derbyshiretimes.co.uk/news/people/chesterfield-mum-feared-shed-die-after-getting-trapped-under-her-bed-13-hours-1764960
wd iufg. I forget I have a massive screen sometimes.
She vomited 40 times to stave off dehydration!
Her husband smashed up the bed with a sledgehammer!
HER ARM BURST!!!
wd iufg. I forget I have a massive screen sometimes.
She vomited 40 times to stave off dehydration!
Her husband smashed up the bed with a sledgehammer!
HER ARM BURST!!!
92 year old, deaf neighbour
BBC news on a loop
This story has it all...
:hehe:
barrybueno
02-21-2020, 11:41 AM
wd iufg. I forget I have a massive screen sometimes.
She vomited 40 times to stave off dehydration!
Her husband smashed up the bed with a sledgehammer!
HER ARM BURST!!!
I like the BBC News loop bit
Burney
02-21-2020, 11:47 AM
92 year old, deaf neighbour
BBC news on a loop
This story has it all...
:hehe:
Why was she 'storing' her MP3 player under the mattress?
Why was there a gap in the middle of her bed?
Where were they keeping the Christmas decorations?
Who swears like that? 'Oh, my fúcking shít' :hehe:
Why was she 'storing' her MP3 player under the mattress?
I'm actually more bothered that in 2020, someone still has an MP3 player...
Burney
02-21-2020, 12:00 PM
I'm actually more bothered that in 2020, someone still has an MP3 player...
Chesterfield, innit. An iPod's probably much sought-after and highly-desirable technology up there. Hence her need to hide it under the mattress.
Chesterfield, innit. An iPod's probably much sought-after and highly-desirable technology up there. Hence her need to hide it under the mattress.
Chesterfield. Only famous for being mentioned, near daily, on traffic reports that there has been an accident on the M1 near there.
Burney
02-21-2020, 12:11 PM
Chesterfield. Only famous for being mentioned, near daily, on traffic reports that there has been an accident on the M1 near there.
And the bent spire.
barrybueno
02-21-2020, 12:15 PM
wd iufg. I forget I have a massive screen sometimes.
She vomited 40 times to stave off dehydration!
Her husband smashed up the bed with a sledgehammer!
HER ARM BURST!!!
'What if your arm bursts?' classic Alan partridge :hehe:
And the bent spire.
forgot that nugget about Chesterfield...
The very mention of Chesterfield gives me an association with the M1 junction 29, Clacket Lane services and the M6 'near Sandbach'.
I've spent too much time in my car listening to the radio, obvs...
Burney
02-21-2020, 12:39 PM
forgot that nugget about Chesterfield...
The very mention of Chesterfield gives me an association with the M1 junction 29, Clacket Lane services and the M6 'near Sandbach'.
I've spent too much time in my car listening to the radio, obvs...
Last time I was at Clacket Lane Services, they had a Wimpy and it served fried chicken. This was most exciting.
Tony C
02-21-2020, 01:15 PM
Poor husband...came home from the night shift expecting a hand job :clap:
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