Haaland at Dortmund is going to be some player

[PSRB]

the kid is an absolute monster! Pace, power, great finisher at 19*

*No Martinelli, though

[Sir C]

the kid is an absolute monster! Pace, power, great finisher at 19*

*No Martinelli, though

You can't say "pace and power" any more, apparently, due to it being racist. :shrug:

[PSRB]

You can't say "pace and power" any more, apparently, due to it being racist. :shrug:

but, but he's white

[Pokster]

but, but he's white

But does he identify as white? You are only making it worse for yourself

[Sir C]

But does he identify as white? You are only making it worse for yourself

'He'? You're assuming xe's gender? Fúcking nazi.

[barrybueno]

You can't say "pace and power" any more, apparently, due to it being racist. :shrug:

'great finisher' sounds very rapey as well so that's misogyny right there also...

Even mentioning 19, it's very ageist.

[Luis Anaconda]

the kid is an absolute monster! Pace, power, great finisher at 19*

*No Martinelli, though

Could have played for England* :(





*assuming we count Leeds as England

[barrybueno]

Could have played for England* :(





*assuming we count Leeds as England

omg now we're going all Leedsist, this place should be shut down :judge:

[Pokster]

Could have played for England* :(





*assuming we count Leeds as England

shut it kraut

[Luis Anaconda]

shut it kraut

Sometimes it is too easy. He actually said his dream was to win the Premiership with Leeds. Might be good at football but not the brightest clearly

[Tony C]

whose his mother?

It’s just that his dad was an orc so wondering where the extra enhanced non orc genetics came from.

She must be something special...well done ol Alfie for finding her.

[Luis Anaconda]

whose his mother?

It’s just that his dad was an orc so wondering where the extra enhanced non orc genetics came from.

She must be something special...well done ol Alfie for finding her.
Here he is with her

https://images.app.goo.gl/byaPgzNvrwsGkCA99

[WES]

the kid is an absolute monster! Pace, power, great finisher at 19*

*No Martinelli, though

On only two brief viewings I would tend to agree.

Which makes me wonder how in f*cks name Dortmund got him so cheap? :rubchin:

[PSRB]

On only two brief viewings I would tend to agree.

Which makes me wonder how in f*cks name Dortmund got him so cheap? :rubchin:

United were apparently after him. So they managed to miss both Martinelli and Haaland. Good going that

[Luis Anaconda]

On only two brief viewings I would tend to agree.

Which makes me wonder how in f*cks name Dortmund got him so cheap? :rubchin:

Dodgy agent basically