Nicola Sturgeon. Be honest now:

[Sir C]

would you bone it if it turned out she had a cock?

[Burney]

would you bone it if it turned out she had a cock?

Not if it was bigger than mine.

[Sir C]

Not if it was bigger than mine.

You won't notice the size if her bóllócks are dangling in your eyes.

[Burney]

You won't notice the size if her bóllócks are dangling in your eyes.

You didn't say anything about bóllocks! :-(

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

would you bone it if it turned out she had a cock?

I went out with a Jockette for several months in 1997. Got left to die in the Amazon with her by some dodgy Ecuadorian called Diego. Female jocks are strange, C. So I'd suggest staying well clear.

[Sir C]

I went out with a Jockette for several months in 1997. Got left to die in the Amazon with her by some dodgy Ecuadorian called Diego. Female jocks are strange, C. So I'd suggest staying well clear.

Did she have a cock and balls though, g? That's the angle we're considering today.

[Burney]

Did she have a cock and balls though, g? That's the angle we're considering today.

I'm saying yes to cock, no to balls.

So mid-op tranny.

[Sir C]

I'm saying yes to cock, no to balls.

So mid-op tranny.

I have a number of friends who could have this as a mission statement.

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

Did she have a cock and balls though, g? That's the angle we're considering today.

No, but when we did shedloads of acid on the Pacific coast, she did go all hairy for a minute.

We got thrown out of the hotel - I tried to get them to light a candle for me so we could keep lighting fags, but they could feel all the energy and thought we were performing some black magic ceremony or something.

The next evening, I ate an endangered lobster (well, langouste, not an homard) in my seafood soup. I don't recommend it. You could taste the fear of extinction in his flesh.

But Jockettes are the same whether they have a visible cock and balls or not. Stay well clear, imo.