Just had the RSPCA in.

[Sir C]

Reports of a new pony in a field.

Came and had a good old nose around.

Told me I should be ‘very proud’ of what I’ve done.

That’s it, I now have official approval from the Feds.

[Burney]

Reports of a new pony in a field.

Came and had a good old nose around.

Told me I should be ‘very proud’ of what I’ve done.

That’s it, I now have official approval from the Feds.

Fine, but what **** is grassing you up to the feds about your new hoss? Do we live among the horse Stasi now?

[Sir C]

Fine, but what **** is grassing you up to the feds about your new hoss? Do we live among the horse Stasi now?

It's the world we live, sadly. Probably some socialist.

[Pokster]

It's the world we live, sadly. Probably some socialist.

I look forward to when you are selling a batch of glue off cheap...put me down for a bottle will you

[Burney]

It's the world we live, sadly. Probably some socialist.

I fail to see what business it is if anyone if a man chooses to have a horse outside.

[barrybueno]

I fail to see what business it is if anyone if a man chooses to have a horse outside.

Specially on C's vast land, the Bertie must have used a powerful telescope to see it imo

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Fine, but what **** is grassing you up to the feds about your new hoss? Do we live among the horse Stasi now?

notice of the authorities. Not a single black horse in that field b, not one!

As he's a veteran of this board I may be able to get him off with diversity training but this isn't his first transgression - what colour is his wife b, what colour is she?

He may be going down the well I'm afraid.