You can only have one condiment for the rest of your life

[Burney]

Tomato (Heinz, obvs)
Brown (don't care which - they're all disgusting)
Worcestershire
Mayonnaise
Sriracha or other chilli sauce
Mustard (English or whichever homo version you (wrongly) prefer)
Other


Clearly the right answer is English mustard, but if you have incorrect opinions, please share them

[Sir C]

Tomato (Heinz, obvs)
Brown (don't care which - they're all disgusting)
Worcestershire
Mayonnaise
Sriracha or other chilli sauce
Mustard (English or whichever homo version you (wrongly) prefer)
Other


Clearly the right answer is English mustard, but if you have incorrect opinions, please share them

Proper chilli sauce. Not gaylord Sriracha. Something with a little zing. A good chilli oil, for preference.

[Burney]

Proper chilli sauce. Not gaylord Sriracha. Something with a little zing. A good chilli oil, for preference.

This is probably the least wrong of the wrong answers, but you can't put chilli sauce on a pork pie, can you?

[Sir C]

This is probably the least wrong of the wrong answers, but you can't put chilli sauce on a pork pie, can you?

I do. I put chilli sauce on everything. I put chilli sauce on poached eggs, on steaks, on bacon sandwiches, everything.

My wife finds this distasteful.

[Monty92]

I do. I put chilli sauce on everything. I put chilli sauce on poached eggs, on steaks, on bacon sandwiches, everything.

My wife finds this distasteful.

My wife puts it on everything too. We should swap.

[Burney]

My wife puts it on everything too. We should swap.

I'm sure there are websites for this sort of thing. Or car parks.

[Monty92]

I'm sure there are websites for this sort of thing. Or car parks.

No, I mean she puts it on *everything* :-(

[barrybueno]

Tomato (Heinz, obvs)
Brown (don't care which - they're all disgusting)
Worcestershire
Mayonnaise
Sriracha or other chilli sauce
Mustard (English or whichever homo version you (wrongly) prefer)
Other


Clearly the right answer is English mustard, but if you have incorrect opinions, please share them

I'll go for the sweet chilli sauce, nothing flash just some stuff I get from Lidl's. I swear I could eat dogshít with that on it B.

[IUFG]

Clearly the right answer is English mustard, but if you have incorrect opinions, please share them

You're wrong of course, b, but English mustard is a close second.

[PSRB]

I do. I put chilli sauce on everything. I put chilli sauce on poached eggs, on steaks, on bacon sandwiches, everything.

My wife finds this distasteful.

:nod: Chilli sauce goes with everything

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

Tomato (Heinz, obvs)
Brown (don't care which - they're all disgusting)
Worcestershire
Mayonnaise
Sriracha or other chilli sauce
Mustard (English or whichever homo version you (wrongly) prefer)
Other


Clearly the right answer is English mustard, but if you have incorrect opinions, please share them

English is a very strange way to spell Dijon.

[The Insider]

Anything Kimchi related. although Im surprised that you scum haven't mentioned horseradish. Creamed obviously, not the supermarket sauce ****e, I grow my own and make own condiment, literally goes with everything.