My horse ****ing loves me.

[Sir C]

We have a spiritual connection.

[Burney]

We have a spiritual connection.

Are you not worried that the pikeys will catch you and make you suffer the traditional fate of all horse thieves?

1156

[barrybueno]

Are you not worried that the pikeys will catch you and make you suffer the traditional fate of all horse thieves?

1156

It's not like that anymore B, C will just have to fight Brad Pitt and then buy his mum a caravan.

[Luis Anaconda]

we have a spiritual connection.

i want a horse

[Burney]

i want a horse

No, I'm afraid the German word for horse is just too ugly and wrong to allow German horse ownership.

[Burney]

It's not like that anymore B, C will just have to fight Brad Pitt and then buy his mum a caravan.

:nod: Naked as the day they were born. In a barn.

[Sir C]

Are you not worried that the pikeys will catch you and make you suffer the traditional fate of all horse thieves?

1156

I didn't steal it. I rescued it.

[Burney]

I didn't steal it. I rescued it.

Have you informed the polis?

[Sir C]

Have you informed the polis?

No.

They might try to take my horse away. :-(

[Burney]

No.

They might try to take my horse away. :-(

But what if it has rabies?

[Sir C]

But what if it has rabies?

It bit my head a minute ago so I guess I'll soon find out.

[Burney]

It bit my head a minute ago so I guess I'll soon find out.

This is how Coronavirus and the Bad AIDS started. You mark my words.