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Sir C
01-30-2020, 03:57 PM
We have a spiritual connection.
Burney
01-30-2020, 04:03 PM
We have a spiritual connection.
Are you not worried that the pikeys will catch you and make you suffer the traditional fate of all horse thieves?
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barrybueno
01-30-2020, 04:06 PM
Are you not worried that the pikeys will catch you and make you suffer the traditional fate of all horse thieves?
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It's not like that anymore B, C will just have to fight Brad Pitt and then buy his mum a caravan.
Luis Anaconda
01-30-2020, 04:10 PM
we have a spiritual connection.
i want a horse
Burney
01-30-2020, 04:14 PM
i want a horse
No, I'm afraid the German word for horse is just too ugly and wrong to allow German horse ownership.
Burney
01-30-2020, 04:20 PM
It's not like that anymore B, C will just have to fight Brad Pitt and then buy his mum a caravan.
:nod: Naked as the day they were born. In a barn.
Sir C
01-30-2020, 04:40 PM
Are you not worried that the pikeys will catch you and make you suffer the traditional fate of all horse thieves?
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I didn't steal it. I rescued it.
Burney
01-30-2020, 04:41 PM
I didn't steal it. I rescued it.
Have you informed the polis?
Sir C
01-30-2020, 04:43 PM
Have you informed the polis?
No.
They might try to take my horse away. :-(
Burney
01-30-2020, 04:45 PM
No.
They might try to take my horse away. :-(
But what if it has rabies?
Sir C
01-30-2020, 04:46 PM
But what if it has rabies?
It bit my head a minute ago so I guess I'll soon find out.
Burney
01-30-2020, 04:48 PM
It bit my head a minute ago so I guess I'll soon find out.
This is how Coronavirus and the Bad AIDS started. You mark my words.
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