Today, I learnt that Alexander The Great became King because his father's

[Burney]

assassination had been triggered by a chap getting the assassin drunk, bum-raping him and then handing him to his stable hands for a mass bumming.

What have you learnt today, awimb?

[PSRB]

assassination had been triggered by a chap getting the assassin drunk, bum-raping him and then handing him to his stable hands for a mass bumming.

What have you learnt today, awimb?

Oh I learnt that Down's syndrome is so named after John Langdon Haydon Down.......who actually came up with the terms "Mongolid idiots" and "Mongols" for sufferers

[Pat Vegas]

assassination had been triggered by a chap getting the assassin drunk, bum-raping him and then handing him to his stable hands for a mass bumming.

What have you learnt today, awimb?

I learnt the sales fella who I always assumed was a cund but gave him the benefit of the doubt is in fact a complete and utter cund.

[IUFG]

assassination had been triggered by a chap getting the assassin drunk, bum-raping him and then handing him to his stable hands for a mass bumming.

What have you learnt today, awimb?

I've learnt that one of our new recruits who told me we'd given him a dud phone (which was brand new) had actually turned on call blocking for all calls.

He'd put 'problem-solving' as one of his key attributes within his CV...

[Luis Anaconda]

assassination had been triggered by a chap getting the assassin drunk, bum-raping him and then handing him to his stable hands for a mass bumming.

What have you learnt today, awimb?

I learnt that staying out drinking til 1am on a work night is a very stupid idea. Tbf, I learn this quite a lot

[IUFG]

I learnt that staying out drinking til 1am on a work night is a very stupid idea. Tbf, I learn this quite a lot

the secret is to get beyond 1am, la :thumbup:

[Luis Anaconda]

the secret is to get beyond 1am, la :thumbup:
That was Tuesday night

[Burney]

Oh I learnt that Down's syndrome is so named after John Langdon Haydon Down.......who actually came up with the terms "Mongolid idiots" and "Mongols" for sufferers

I like that. He'd probably hate the idea of having his name associated with the mongs. :hehe:

Thank you for dropping this knowledge, psrb.

[Burney]

I learnt the sales fella who I always assumed was a cund but gave him the benefit of the doubt is in fact a complete and utter cund.

I'm actually glad, f. You'd been becoming a bit happy and non-misanthropic lately. I'm glad to see your innate mistrust of your fellow man return.

[Burney]

I learnt that staying out drinking til 1am on a work night is a very stupid idea. Tbf, I learn this quite a lot

:nono: You have confused 'learnt' with 'remembered', la.

Mind you, I had a dreadful hangover yesterday and had to eat sausage and crinkle-cut chips with ketchup for lunch like my mum used to make me in order to recover. It was that or curl into the foetal position.

[Burney]

I've learnt that one of our new recruits who told me we'd given him a dud phone (which was brand new) had actually turned on call blocking for all calls.

He'd put 'problem-solving' as one of his key attributes within his CV...

Well I have now learnt that there is such a thing as 'call blocking' and I will be using this in future. tyvm iufg.

[Pat Vegas]

I'm actually glad, f. You'd been becoming a bit happy and non-misanthropic lately. I'm glad to see your innate mistrust of your fellow man return.

However I have confronted him and cleared the air.

I would have allowed this to fester for many a week in the past.

[Luis Anaconda]

:nono: You have confused 'learnt' with 'remembered', la.

Mind you, I had a dreadful hangover yesterday and had to eat sausage and crinkle-cut chips with ketchup for lunch like my mum used to make me in order to recover. It was that or curl into the foetal position.
That actually sounds quite nice. I had to go to McDonalds for lunch

[IUFG]

:nono: You have confused 'learnt' with 'remembered', la.

Mind you, I had a dreadful hangover yesterday and had to eat sausage and crinkle-cut chips with ketchup for lunch like my mum used to make me in order to recover. It was that or curl into the foetal position.

oooh, very la-di-da.

I bet you cut your sandwiches into triangles too...

[PSRB]

I like that. He'd probably hate the idea of having his name associated with the mongs. :hehe:

Thank you for dropping this knowledge, psrb.

Thank Bill Bryson. His new book 'The Body', very interesting it is

[Burney]

oooh, very la-di-da.

I bet you cut your sandwiches into triangles too...

They are the best shape of chips and I will fight anyone who says different. That they have gone out of fashion is due solely to the hoity-toity snooty sneering of snobby spastics.

It stands to reason.

[Burney]

Thank Bill Bryson. His new book 'The Body', very interesting it is

I started listening to that, but then it started to freak me out.

[IUFG]

They are the best shape of chips and I will fight anyone who says different. That they have gone out of fashion is due solely to the hoity-toity snooty sneering of snobby spastics.

It stands to reason.

Does your crinkle cutter have its handle to the side or above the blade, b?

This is very important...

[Burney]

Does your crinkle cutter have its handle to the side or above the blade, b?

This is very important...

I don't have a crinkle cutter. Crinkle-cut chips come in bags you put in the freezer.

[barrybueno]

Thank Bill Bryson. His new book 'The Body', very interesting it is

I remember 'A Short History of Nearly Everything' many years ago, was a really good read iirc

[PSRB]

I started listening to that, but then it started to freak me out.

What freaked you out? I find it fascinating

[Burney]

What freaked you out? I find it fascinating

It's the same as reading a medical textbook - makes you hypochondriac. Didn't help that it started with all the ways your hearth can kill you.

[IUFG]

I don't have a crinkle cutter. Crinkle-cut chips come in bags you put in the freezer.

McCains oven chips?

my fúcking god...

[Burney]

McCains oven chips?

my fúcking god...

McCain's? I'm not made of fúcking money! These were Tesco own brand and I cooked them in the deep fat fryer.

[IUFG]

McCain's? I'm not made of fúcking money! These were Tesco own brand and I cooked them in the deep fat fryer.


it all sounds, well, you know, a little bit council,b.

[Burney]

it all sounds, well, you know, a little bit council,b.

Are you calling my mum council? :furious: :fight:

[IUFG]

Are you calling my mum council? :furious: :fight:

well, that is what she tells me to call her after I've tied her to the bed frame, b :shrug: