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Burney
01-23-2020, 03:19 PM
We're dooomed!

Sir C
01-23-2020, 03:40 PM
We're dooomed!

I've missed all this. Corona virus? :hehe: Does it make you **** yourself?

Burney
01-23-2020, 03:43 PM
I've missed all this. Corona virus? :hehe: Does it make you **** yourself?

No, it's just a bit of a sniffle followed by death, I always knew nothing good would come of letting the Chinese wander about willy-nilly.

Sir C
01-23-2020, 04:00 PM
No, it's just a bit of a sniffle followed by death, I always knew nothing good would come of letting the Chinese wander about willy-nilly.

Death? :yikes: That's not so good. And the jockanese have it, you say?

:hehe:

Burney
01-23-2020, 04:06 PM
Death? :yikes: That's not so good. And the jockanese have it, you say?

:hehe:

They do. It thrives in semi-civilised hellholes full of people with bizarre eating habits and terrible hygiene. :-(

PSRB
01-23-2020, 04:07 PM
They do. It thrives in semi-civilised hellholes full of people with bizarre eating habits and terrible hygiene. :-(

Snakes, apparently. Very odd

Burney
01-23-2020, 04:10 PM
Snakes, apparently. Very odd

That's the Chinee for you. These are people who would regard Pets At Home as an all-you-can-eat buffet.

Burney
01-23-2020, 04:28 PM
That's the Chinee for you. These are people who would regard Pets At Home as an all-you-can-eat buffet.

I mean, for fúck's sake what is wrong with these people? :-(

https://twitter.com/ManuelWeberMX/status/1220132535948259328

PSRB
01-23-2020, 04:33 PM
I mean, for fúck's sake what is wrong with these people? :-(

https://twitter.com/ManuelWeberMX/status/1220132535948259328

:puke: vile

barrybueno
01-23-2020, 04:50 PM
I mean, for fúck's sake what is wrong with these people? :-(

https://twitter.com/ManuelWeberMX/status/1220132535948259328

Completely bat**** B

Burney
01-23-2020, 05:03 PM
:puke: vile

You do have to feel they were just taking the píss there, though. Surely nobody can actually think that is in any way appetising?

Tony C
01-23-2020, 05:04 PM
Forget the Indy Nascar MotoGP Ref 2....but them loose now...

Build a wall like the Israelis in that Brad Pitt zombie movie imo

Burney
01-23-2020, 05:05 PM
Forget the Indy Nascar MotoGP Ref 2....but them loose now...

Build a wall like the Israelis in that Brad Pitt zombie movie imo

The zombies got over that wall, though, t. Remember?

Tony C
01-23-2020, 08:00 PM
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Filters-Military-Carbon-Activated-Respirator/dp/B07DS4J5QV/ref=mp_s_a_1_16?keywords=flu+masks+for+adults&qid=1579807558&sprefix=flu+mask&sr=8-16

This looks good...getting it for my sister who takes the tube to work

Burney
01-23-2020, 09:26 PM
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Filters-Military-Carbon-Activated-Respirator/dp/B07DS4J5QV/ref=mp_s_a_1_16?keywords=flu+masks+for+adults&qid=1579807558&sprefix=flu+mask&sr=8-16

This looks good...getting it for my sister who takes the tube to work

Do you know how small viruses are, t? No mask ever made by man is a barrier.

It would be like trying to keep a human out by putting up pillars 50 metres apart.

We’re doomed. FACT.

Just Trent
01-23-2020, 10:09 PM
Do you know how small viruses are, t? No mask ever made by man is a barrier.

It would be like trying to keep a human out by putting up pillars 50 metres apart.

We’re doomed. FACT.

Don’t panic B. We’ve got loads of leaflets to hand out at airports. If anyone does get it, they can always call 111.

Tony C
01-24-2020, 09:07 AM
The conspiracy theory is China deliberately released this to stop the Hong Kong protests but its backfired.

Burney
01-24-2020, 09:13 AM
The conspiracy theory is China deliberately released this to stop the Hong Kong protests but its backfired.

Hmmm. Particularly sneaky of them to release the virus 600 miles north of Hong Kong, then. The last thing anyone would expect. :shrood: